Nightmare quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Nightmare

It's too late, child. Kirby is about to face his worst nightmare...

Nightmare

He has used up all of his energy. Kirby is now completely helpless. I can crush him with little effort... But first, some fun! I shall enter Kirby's sleep and give him a nightmare, and you can join him. This dream will be a real scream!

Nightmare

[screams in terror as Kirby surrounds him with a barrage of stars from the Star Rod] No! How did Kirby discover the secret? That pitiful little Star Warrior has found my only weakness. I am helpless against the power of the Star Rod!

Escargoon

Freeze!

There's no escape.

Leave Kirby alone!

You two wimps think you can stop me?

At least we can protect the Kirbys.

You look familiar. Yes, I remember. You're Fofa! Yes. I'm sure of it. You're Fofa.

Fofa?

Who's that?

Fofa! Fofa! Fofa!

Fofa was your name before I split you in two.

Huh?

[starts flashback and narrates] That was some time ago.

Well, King Sucker's back to get his pocket picked again.

Nightmare

Sell him Fofa. Better yet: chop it and charge him double. [laughs]

Brilliant idea, eNeMeE.

No! Let me go, you creep! I don't wanna be sent to hurt anybody!

All you can do is float in the air, you useless little clown. We're splitting you in two.

In two?! No please, you can't!

King Dedede

These puny two ain't monsters.

Escargoon

Yeah, two-for-one sales are always a ripoff.

King Dedede

[growls and throws Fololo and Falala down to Sir Ebrum and Lady Like] Y'all look after these here scrawny rejects 'cause I don't want 'em.

Sir Ebrum

Ah, but Your Majesty...

Lady Like

We already have a brand new mouth to feed.

King Dedede

Then ye're lucky these two ain't got no mouths! [laughs]

So that's where we came from...

We used to be one, and now we're two. [flashback ends]

This was the very moon rod used to split you in two.

We're really Fofa.

Fofa. I like that name. [laughs] We finally know where we came from!

Right! We're not just Fololo and Falala.

We're closer than that.

We're really Fofa!

[as King Dedede gets up] I guess that's why we get along so well. Right, Falala?

Right, Fololo!

King Dedede

Hmph.

[as she and Tuff look on] Tuff, look.

I wonder what that sun rod does.

That must be the one that puts them back together.

You two will never be one again.

Yes, we will.

We'll show you!

The nightmares these pillows cause are of your number one enemy. They'll be so bad, your subjects will get rid of that little pink pest all by themselves.

Nightmare

Yes. And soon those sleepy-headed simpletons will be doing my work for me.

[about Phantom Star Gerath] Thousand years away, hmm? I don't know about our little friends, but I, for one, am feeling kind of impatient. What do you say we speed up the process just a little bit?

Nightmare

What a wonderful idea. [laughs evilly]

Well, it seems Kirby and his Warp Star aren't invincible after all.

Nightmare

It's only a matter of time before the Warp Star will be ours for the taking. [laughs evilly]

Our tracking systems have picked up some sort of battleship coming out of a wormhole one light year away. It appears that Kirby and Meta Knight have decided to attack us with their puny little battle barge.

Nightmare

They are growing desperate. They'll realize I have them beaten. I was hoping they'd be foolish enough to attack, so I've prepared a surprise for them.

The capsule's set, sir. I'll send it on its way. [sends out a capsule containing Heavy Lobster]

It's awful quiet.

Chef Kawasaki

I wonder why nobody's attacking us.

Maybe they've given up.

Detecting something big, closing fast.

Look there!

Kirby

Pooo...

Meta Knight

eNeMeE...

Nightmare

Heh. It was a mistake to come here, Kirby. As you can see, you and your puny band of Star Warriors pose no threat to me. Challenging me is the last mistake you will ever make!

Kirby

Poyo!

Meta Knight

Follow him.

Nightmare

This is checkmate, Kirby. The game is up!

You brought Kirby here because this is where you make nightmares! But he's not afraid of you and your tricks.

Nightmare

We shall see about that! Before this match is over, you will both learn the force of my power. [evilly laughs]