Knuckle Joe quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Get ready... 'cause now I'm comin' to get ya.

I come lookin' for a Star Warrior, and I wind up with a beach ball. This is humiliatin'.

I ain't sure how, but Masher's been rebuilt. And now it's out for revenge.

[to Masher 2.0] You're a lot stronger than me, that's for sure. But you've got a bucket of bolts for a brain! [Masher approaches] Get ready to rock! [punches the rock he's standing on, causing it to shatter]

WARNING: You have entered the Nightmare Enterprises web server and I want to know why.

There's a powerful Star Warrior livin' out there somewhere in Dream Land. And I'm here to destroy him.

In that case, I can be of assistance. And I wish you luck on your journey.

King Dedede

You're a kid.

Don't let that fool ya. My name's Knuckle Joe.

Knuckle Joe?

Meta Knight

What!?

Cut the gab. Where's the Star Warrior?

I know he's here. Where is he?

Escargoon

Majesty, he means...

King Dedede

Hm. [laughs] I happen to know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for.

Then spill your guts, tubby.

King Dedede

Uhhh, tubby?

Escargoon

Hey wise guy, this is the king you're talking about! You can't insult him because he's fat! Or because he's a big ignoramus! Or because he's a tightwad...[gets hammered by Dedede]

King Dedede

[clears throat] Sonny, I know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for, and his name's Kirby.

Look out... Kirby.

Meta Knight

There is no reason to battle Kirby, my friend. The one you seek is me.

Who are you?

Meta Knight

I am the Star Warrior who defeated... your father.

He wasn't a father! He was a... weakling!

Meta Knight

In this case, I am glad that he is gone, so that he doesn't have to see the monster you have become.

What? I ain't no monster!

Meta Knight

Anyone who abandons his reason, and lives only by hatred, is a monster.

Huh?

Knuckle Joe... What we do makes us monsters. And look what you've done to Kirby.

That's what a monster would do.

Wrong! I am not a monster!

Meta Knight

I am not so sure. You lived on hatred. And that is what eNeMeE loves.

I told ya, Meta Knight... I'm not a monster.

Meta Knight

I know, Joe. I know.

King Dedede

We got a problem.

Calm down, I can explain everything. This is a demo for our Monster Management service.

King Dedede

Monster Management?

Our new management director suggested that we give you a full hands-on demonstration. I believe you've met. Say hello, Joe.

[turns around smiling while donning his new business suit] That's Knuckle Joe!

Nice to see you again, tubby.

But Joe, I thought you wanted to battle on the side of the good guys.

Yeah? Well, think again.

Chef Kawasaki

Ah! Knock it off, you lowlifes, or at least order something!

Yo! No piggin' out at my place without payin'!

Perfect. Just like I planned.

Ah! That urn's an antique you uncultured brute!

Meta Knight

What are you up to, Knuckle Joe? You are putting this planet in danger!

Just tryin' to keep my bosses happy.

Meta Knight

Kirby's too exhausted to put up a fight!

Kirby, suck it up!

[gasps] NO! [Masher closes in on the injured Kirby] Get up, Kirby!

[rushing over to Meta Knight] Meta Knight!

King Dedede

It whupped Meta Knight quick.

Escargoon

That Masher's a marvel.

laughs You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Knuckle Joe! [starts shedding tears] Please don't do it.

Get ready, Kirby. Your time is up! See how ya like this! Vulcan Jab, Vulcan Jab, Vulcan Jab! (starts pounding on Kirby as well)

Poor Kirby.

One bad guy was enough, Tiff. How can Kirby win two against one?