[After Kirby saves her from falling to her death] Kirby just saved my life.
A monster wouldn't have done that, Tiff.
FFololo
You're right, Tuff.
Maybe Kirby is a Star Warrior.
[dusting herself] Impossible, Falala. Warriors are big and strong, not pink and puffy! [Kirby walks by her, surprising her]
Hey, where are you going? [Kirby runs faster, and he, Fololo & Falala give chase] Hey, wait up!
FFololo
He doesn't understand!
Don't let him get away, Fololo!
My parents work for the King, and we live in the castle. In case you were wondering, my name's Tiff.
(Tiff gasps)
FFololo
And we're their friends Fololo...
Guess Kirby must be a baby warrior.
[Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, and Falala laugh]
FFololo
Here we are, Your Highness.
What took you fa-lolly-gaggers so long? This is urgent.
Go see the fortune teller lady. Ask her how my luck's gonna be today.
Not so fast! No reason for you both to go.
FFFololo & Falala
[both gasp]
Fololo can fly over the fortune teller alone. You stay here in the castle, missy.
Fololo and I never split up.
FFololo
Yeah, we're a team. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well today, just make like you're oil and water. And that there's an order.
[growls angrily] Do what I tell ya! I'm the king around here!
FFFololo & Falala
[both shake nervously]
FFololo
We answer to Sir Ebrum, Your Majesty.
Yes. And to Lady Like, too.
Maybe so, but you're servants, not relatives. They can't save ya if the king decides to toss ya out of the kingdom.
You do what I say and split up... or both of you is outta here!
But mom, who needs to know subtraction?
You do, when I subtracts your allowance!
Stiff upper lip, boy. Your mother's only joshing.
Ebrum. If we don't teach Tuff discipline, who will? After all, we are his parents.
That's right, Lady Like. You are Tuff's parents.
FFololo
But where did we come from?
Oh, well, you see, one day, a rather large stork popped by and--
Yeah, in your dreams, dad.
[tugs on Lady Like's dress a little] Why don't you just tell us the truth, mom? We can handle it.
Ah, we found them in a cribbage patch, sweetie.
Yes. The same place we got you and your brother from.
That's baloney! Where did they really come from?!
[as he and Lady Like move their children out of their quarters] No need to concern yourselves with ancient history.
Too much thinking is bad for your brain.
Does this mean I don't have to do my math homework?
Of course not, darling. [closes door]
You think we're gonna get weird like that when we get old?
Uh, you guys look a little mixed up.
They got the right heads but the wrong bodies!
Dedede's monster, and Kirby's gotta change us back pronto!
I'm fed up with havin' feathers.
RTRick & Tokkori
WE NEED KIRBY!
[Kirby comes running to everyone while saying "Fofa!" twice]
There you are! We got big trouble, buddy-boy!
Ah, mate's got a muzzle on his mouth.
What's up with that, Junior?
[The Boy Kirby and Girl Kirby laugh]
I think we'd better keep it down guys.
FFololo
Falala, they look just like us! See? One of them even has the same ribbon as you do.
FFololo
But at least they know where they came from.
SNSlice n' Splice
There's no escape.
FFFololo & Falala
Leave Kirby alone!
SNSlice n' Splice
You two wimps think you can stop me?
At least we can protect the Kirbys.
[Slice n' Splice laughs as he raises the moon rod, ready to strike all four as Fololo and Falala brace themselves, only to stop and look on at them in recognition]
SNSlice n' Splice
You look familiar. Yes, I remember. You're Fofa! Yes. I'm sure of it. You're Fofa.
BKBoy Kirby & Girl Kirby
Fofa! Fofa! Fofa!
SNSlice n' Splice
Fofa was your name before I split you in two.
SNSlice n' Splice
[starts flashback and narrates] That was some time ago.
Well, King Sucker's back to get his pocket picked again.
Sell him Fofa. Better yet: chop it and charge him double. [laughs]
[Slice n' Splice carries Fofa to the Monster Delivery System]
FFofa
No! Let me go, you creep! I don't wanna be sent to hurt anybody!
All you can do is float in the air, you useless little clown. We're splitting you in two.
FFofa
In two?! No please, you can't!
[the N.M.E. Sales Guy lets out a short mischievous laugh as Slice n' Splice splits Fofa into Fololo and Falala before they are delivered to King Dedede]
These puny two ain't monsters.
Yeah, two-for-one sales are always a ripoff.
[growls and throws Fololo and Falala down to Sir Ebrum and Lady Like] Y'all look after these here scrawny rejects 'cause I don't want 'em.
We already have a brand new mouth to feed.
Then ye're lucky these two ain't got no mouths! [laughs]
So that's where we came from...
FFololo
We used to be one, and now we're two. [flashback ends]
SNSlice n' Splice
This was the very moon rod used to split you in two.
FFololo
We're really Fofa.
Fofa. I like that name. [laughs] We finally know where we came from!
FFololo
Right! We're not just Fololo and Falala.
FFFololo & Falala
We're really Fofa!
FFololo
[as King Dedede gets up] I guess that's why we get along so well. Right, Falala?
[as she and Tuff look on] Tuff, look.
I wonder what that sun rod does.
That must be the one that puts them back together.
SNSlice n' Splice
You two will never be one again.
[Kirby begins his inhaling, catching Slice n' Splice off guard]
SNSlice n' Splice
So you want it?! Take it! Here!
[Kirby stops inhaling, catching Slice n' Splice off guard again and causing him to drop the moon rod, which he then happily inhales and transforms afterwards]
Kirby has transformed. He is now Cutter Kirby! Cutter Kirby can battle his opponent with the cutter on his cap.
[before Tiff can use the sun rod, Slice n' Splice explodes, causing it to disintegrate]
Oh, Slice n' Splice didn't make the cut.
Well that fortune teller warned ya, Sire, and I quote, "When you try makin' trouble, your trouble will double."
[tightly hugs Escargoon in dismay and cries loudly]
It's too late to use it now. The sun rod bit the dust.
I'm really sorry that we couldn't put you two back together again.
That's okay. We may have two bodies...
FFololo
But we've got one heart. [he and Falala laugh and hug each other]
Fofa! [puffs up and flies for a short bit]
Kirby, say "thank you!" If it wasn't for Fololo and Falala, you'd still be two Kirbys.
[puffs out and lets out a confused Poyo]
FFololo
[giggles alongside Falala] I'm not Fofa. I'm Fololo.
FFFololo & Falala
Fololo and Falala!
[laughs] Ice Dragon Robot!
It's our coolest monster yet, built by our little Cappy friends.
Dedede made us think he was making appliances, but he was really building a giant robot.
That creep! I'd like to tear it apart with my bare hands!
Tuff, no. [Tuff makes a mad dash towards the Ice Dragon Robot anyway]
That's the ugliest bird I ever saw!
I don't think that's a bird. It doesn't even have wings!
[the baby Galbo hops towards Kirby, frightening his friends for a bit. It starts snuggling and playing with Kirby. Tiff attempts to pet the baby Galbo, but it hops away from her. Tuff, Fololo, and Falala all laugh]
The thing likes Kirby, but it thinks Tiff's too scary!
You most certainly startled us.
You better not be here for Kirby.
[laughs] We're not here for the little hog.
We here for the big mouth!
Huh? [The limousine use a grab nabber to nab her]
[Dedede and Escargoon stuff Tiff into their limo and drive away with her, they laughing]
[chases Dedede's limousine alongside Kirby, Fololo & Falala] COME BACK!
How dare he! That blaggard has kidnapped our daughter!
We have to get her back somehow!
Kirby: Right Back at Ya! · 920 quotes
