Tell me, citizens of Dream Land. For what purpose have you come to consult me?
We seek your wisdom and knowledge, Kabu! For three nights a giant monster has been stealing our sheep.
And it's robbing me of my beauty sleep.
King Dedede says it's not his monster...
But I don't believe that rascal.
You know the truth, Kabu!
Please tell us where the monster is, Kabu, and how we can make it go away.
The monster is here. And all of Dream Land is in grave danger.
It was called here by your own King Dedede. [in the distance, Dedede and Escargoon are watching from Dedede's tank]
Sounds like the big Kabu-na's got your number, crownie.
[punches Escargoon on the head] That tattle-telling tiki!
The monster was created, by one far more powerful than King Dedede.
I'd like to lock both of them up.
What can we do to stop them?
There is nothing you can do.
[Everyone is in shock]
FFalala
Then is Dream Land doomed?
There is one hope... a Star Warrior traveling through space... whose name is Kirby.
[He and Escargoon enter] That's trash you're talking, Kabu. Ain't no such person as Kirby.
That's right. You're full of Kabu-loney.
Then why don't you predict what's gonna happen when I push this here button?
I predict you will not push it.
Hey Escargoon, did ya hear that one? [laughs] Well I predict you're dead wrong!
[After Kirby saves her from falling to her death] Kirby just saved my life.
A monster wouldn't have done that, Tiff.
FFalala
Maybe Kirby is a Star Warrior.
[dusting herself] Impossible, Falala. Warriors are big and strong, not pink and puffy! [Kirby walks by her, surprising her]
Hey, where are you going? [Kirby runs faster, and he, Fololo & Falala give chase] Hey, wait up!
FFalala
Don't let him get away, Fololo!
My parents work for the King, and we live in the castle. In case you were wondering, my name's Tiff.
(Tiff gasps)
And we're their friends Fololo...
Guess Kirby must be a baby warrior.
[Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, and Falala laugh]
Here we are, Your Highness.
What took you fa-lolly-gaggers so long? This is urgent.
Go see the fortune teller lady. Ask her how my luck's gonna be today.
Not so fast! No reason for you both to go.
FFFololo & Falala
[both gasp]
Fololo can fly over the fortune teller alone. You stay here in the castle, missy.
FFalala
Fololo and I never split up.
Yeah, we're a team. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well today, just make like you're oil and water. And that there's an order.
[growls angrily] Do what I tell ya! I'm the king around here!
FFFololo & Falala
[both shake nervously]
We answer to Sir Ebrum, Your Majesty.
FFalala
Yes. And to Lady Like, too.
Maybe so, but you're servants, not relatives. They can't save ya if the king decides to toss ya out of the kingdom.
You do what I say and split up... or both of you is outta here!
But mom, who needs to know subtraction?
You do, when I subtracts your allowance!
Stiff upper lip, boy. Your mother's only joshing.
Ebrum. If we don't teach Tuff discipline, who will? After all, we are his parents.
FFalala
That's right, Lady Like. You are Tuff's parents.
But where did we come from?
Oh, well, you see, one day, a rather large stork popped by and--
Yeah, in your dreams, dad.
[tugs on Lady Like's dress a little] Why don't you just tell us the truth, mom? We can handle it.
Ah, we found them in a cribbage patch, sweetie.
Yes. The same place we got you and your brother from.
That's baloney! Where did they really come from?!
[as he and Lady Like move their children out of their quarters] No need to concern yourselves with ancient history.
Too much thinking is bad for your brain.
Does this mean I don't have to do my math homework?
Of course not, darling. [closes door]
You think we're gonna get weird like that when we get old?
FFalala
Uh, you guys look a little mixed up.
They got the right heads but the wrong bodies!
Dedede's monster, and Kirby's gotta change us back pronto!
I'm fed up with havin' feathers.
RTRick & Tokkori
WE NEED KIRBY!
[Kirby comes running to everyone while saying "Fofa!" twice]
There you are! We got big trouble, buddy-boy!
Ah, mate's got a muzzle on his mouth.
What's up with that, Junior?
[The Boy Kirby and Girl Kirby laugh]
FFalala
I think we'd better keep it down guys.
Falala, they look just like us! See? One of them even has the same ribbon as you do.
FFalala
It's true, Fololo.
But at least they know where they came from.
FFalala
Yeah. Not like us.
SNSlice n' Splice
There's no escape.
FFFololo & Falala
Leave Kirby alone!
SNSlice n' Splice
You two wimps think you can stop me?
FFalala
At least we can protect the Kirbys.
[Slice n' Splice laughs as he raises the moon rod, ready to strike all four as Fololo and Falala brace themselves, only to stop and look on at them in recognition]
SNSlice n' Splice
You look familiar. Yes, I remember. You're Fofa! Yes. I'm sure of it. You're Fofa.
BKBoy Kirby & Girl Kirby
Fofa! Fofa! Fofa!
SNSlice n' Splice
Fofa was your name before I split you in two.
SNSlice n' Splice
[starts flashback and narrates] That was some time ago.
Well, King Sucker's back to get his pocket picked again.
Sell him Fofa. Better yet: chop it and charge him double. [laughs]
[Slice n' Splice carries Fofa to the Monster Delivery System]
FFofa
No! Let me go, you creep! I don't wanna be sent to hurt anybody!
All you can do is float in the air, you useless little clown. We're splitting you in two.
FFofa
In two?! No please, you can't!
[the N.M.E. Sales Guy lets out a short mischievous laugh as Slice n' Splice splits Fofa into Fololo and Falala before they are delivered to King Dedede]
These puny two ain't monsters.
Yeah, two-for-one sales are always a ripoff.
[growls and throws Fololo and Falala down to Sir Ebrum and Lady Like] Y'all look after these here scrawny rejects 'cause I don't want 'em.
We already have a brand new mouth to feed.
Then ye're lucky these two ain't got no mouths! [laughs]
FFalala
So that's where we came from...
We used to be one, and now we're two. [flashback ends]
SNSlice n' Splice
This was the very moon rod used to split you in two.
FFalala
Fofa. I like that name. [laughs] We finally know where we came from!
Right! We're not just Fololo and Falala.
FFalala
We're closer than that.
FFFololo & Falala
We're really Fofa!
[as King Dedede gets up] I guess that's why we get along so well. Right, Falala?
[as she and Tuff look on] Tuff, look.
I wonder what that sun rod does.
That must be the one that puts them back together.
SNSlice n' Splice
You two will never be one again.
[before Tiff can use the sun rod, Slice n' Splice explodes, causing it to disintegrate]
Oh, Slice n' Splice didn't make the cut.
Well that fortune teller warned ya, Sire, and I quote, "When you try makin' trouble, your trouble will double."
[tightly hugs Escargoon in dismay and cries loudly]
It's too late to use it now. The sun rod bit the dust.
I'm really sorry that we couldn't put you two back together again.
FFalala
That's okay. We may have two bodies...
But we've got one heart. [he and Falala laugh and hug each other]
Fofa! [puffs up and flies for a short bit]
Kirby, say "thank you!" If it wasn't for Fololo and Falala, you'd still be two Kirbys.
[puffs out and lets out a confused Poyo]
[giggles alongside Falala] I'm not Fofa. I'm Fololo.
FFFololo & Falala
Fololo and Falala!
[laughs] Ice Dragon Robot!
It's our coolest monster yet, built by our little Cappy friends.
Dedede made us think he was making appliances, but he was really building a giant robot.
That creep! I'd like to tear it apart with my bare hands!
Tuff, no. [Tuff makes a mad dash towards the Ice Dragon Robot anyway]
Hmm. No missing egg reports coming yet. Nobody broke into any nests, lately. I guess Kirby can go back to sittin' on the egg.
We wanna know how it got here.
Sorry, kids. I’m afraid I can’t help you there. I’m a cop, not a detective.
I bet this thing’d make a great omelet!
Hmmm... I’m not absolutely certain, but this may be the world’s largest cue-ball!
So I guess that means you don’t know.
Well, it’s certainly an egg of some kind, but I don’t know precisely what kind.
Maybe the doctor’ll know.
Well, I can’t find anything wrong with him. It seems like he’s healthy enough.
Tiff': We know Kirby’s okay, Doctor. We wanna know about the egg!
Oh! I’m sorry. I assumed Kirby was the one who laid the egg.
I know it sounds kinda wacky, but maybe Kirby’s a bird.
FFalala
Hmm, maybe that’s why he likes to sleep in Tokkori’s nest every night.
Just because he acts like a bird doesn’t mean he is one!
If the idea of laying an egg got into Kirby’s head...
...that’d make him an egghead!
Well, they're not gonna be any help. I'm gonna have to crack this egg case myself.
FFalala
Look at those teeth!
That's the ugliest bird I ever saw!
I don't think that's a bird. It doesn't even have wings!
[the baby Galbo hops towards Kirby, frightening his friends for a bit. It starts snuggling and playing with Kirby. Tiff attempts to pet the baby Galbo, but it hops away from her. Tuff, Fololo, and Falala all laugh]
The thing likes Kirby, but it thinks Tiff's too scary!
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