Tuggle quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

What good's being a kid if you don't have nightmares once in a while?

[crying] I'm always nice to Kirby! Why would he wanna do 'dis?

The King's firing Chief Bookem?

Chef Kawasaki

There goes my doughnut sales.

Hey, everybody! This is Commander Vee. He's in the Royal Guard.

Royal Guard, eh?

What, no princess?

He's no Princess Rona.

Hey! What's the matter with all of you? The Commander is a very important person.

Please don't be upset with them. I'd really be much happier if people didn't make such a big fuss over me.

You would?

Kirby, take it easy! Those are very filling!

[laughs] For a little fellow, he has quite an appetite!

Uh...

Kirby, do you mind if I try some?

But that's just junk food.

Mmm. What do you call this?

[giggles] Commander Vee, haven't you ever had cotton candy before?

No, I haven't. But it's delicious! [to Mayor Len] Thank you, sir!

Oh no, please keep your money, Commander. The cotton candy is on Cappy Town.

Princess Rona!

Didn't I fool you?

I say, Princess. Surely not another disguise.

Disguise?!

That's the princess?!

What's going on here?!

I beg your pardon for my subterfuge, kind citizens. My lady-in-waiting took my place and I her.

I trust you have had enough enjoyment for a while.

We shall discuss this matter privately, but I enjoyed it immensely.

Looks like you won't be catering King Dedede's wedding.

King Dedede

My dreams are shattered. How will I ever fill this emptiness?

Escargoon

Ah, just do what you normally do. Have seven cheeseburgers.

Dedede's buildin' something pretty big.

From the looks of all that heavy equipment, I bet it's some kind of factory.

So... what is a factory, Tiff?

Chef Kawasaki

It must have something to do with facts.

No, a factory's a big place where they build things.

Well, you don't say! That's good news.

Hmph. I'd like to know what they're building.

King Dedede

A---ttention citizens and everybody else living here! Thanks to me, Cappy Town's finally gonna join up with the Industrial Revolution!

Industrial?

Revolution?

Escargoon

That's right, you backward bumpkins. It's time to ditch your darning needles, get your heads out of your butter churns, and say "howdy-do" to the 21st century!

King Dedede

When tomorrow morning comes and you hear that siren sound, mosey on down to the factory here and witness a shiny new future! [he and Escargoon both laugh]

Escargoon

There are your new uniforms... and wear some undergarments!

Oh, I love the color!

A no-nonsense garment. Oh!

These look like prison uniforms.

Escargoon

Ah, hold your comments. What are you, a fashion model?

What happens if we put 'em on?

Escargoon

You get to hang out at the Dedede Factory as long as you want.

King Dedede

Yeah, and you also get free household appliances!

Chef Kawasaki

That sounds great!

When will the factory be completed?

Escargoon

First thing tomorrow morning!

King Dedede

I'll see ya at the grand opening, folks! [he and Escargoon both laugh again]

I don't trust 'em, Kirby.

Kirby

Poyo?

Oh, don't be such a spoilsport. This factory thing sounds like fun!

We'll see about that.

Gus

Well, how's the chow?

Did you like it?

It was heavenly.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it 100!

But how much did you pay?

Just $5!

Say what?!

5 bucks?!

Oh boy!

Chef Kawasaki

I'm through.

I've got to try this place!

That creature's got to be stopped!

Chef Kawasaki

It's a public menace, that's what it is.

What do you mean? It's only a baby.

Just a baby?!

Yeah, right.

Chef Kawasaki

Ah! Knock it off, you lowlifes, or at least order something!

Yo! No piggin' out at my place without payin'!

Perfect. Just like I planned.

Ah! That urn's an antique you uncultured brute!

Chef Kawasaki

I knew sheep liked grass, but who knew they liked my food?

Oh, you can't go tearin' up my shop like a pack of wolves!

Hey, you're gettin' wool all over my merchandise there.

You have done well. Dream Land is now at our mercy, but we will show no mercy. We will conquer this planet, my friends... and soon, the entire universe! [he and the other sheep howl triumphantly in unison]

King Dedede

I want all them candies with mini-figures in this here store!

Every single one of 'em?

I don't know.

King Dedede

Perhaps this'll persuade ya. [laughs as he places blocks of money at Tuggle & Gengu's counter to their delight]

I think I've really captured you, Sire.

King Dedede

[swipes the drawing out of Len's hand] I oughtta capture you!

What do you think, Your Majesty?

King Dedede

[swipes the drawing out of Iro's hand] I think it stinks!

Pretty good, huh?

King Dedede

[swipes the drawing out of Tuggle's hand] Pretty awful!

I slimmed you down a bit.

King Dedede

[yells as he swipes the drawing out of Melman's hand]

Oh, Tuff... This is terrible. The whole place was destroyed when that spaceship attacked. There's no Cappy Town left.

I don't believe it.

Tokkori

Folks are sayin' this is your fault.

When your ship crashed, we welcomed you to Cappy Town and now we're paying for it, Kirby.

Chef Kawasaki

Yeah. We lost everything because of you!

It was a mistake to let you live here.

Maybe it's time for you to move on.

Yeah, this is all your fault, Kirby!

This isn't Kirby's fault. It's Dedede's fault!

Yeah, what about all the times Kirby came to our rescue?

He sure didn't save us this time.

That's why we don't have a place to live anymore.

Cappy Town is in ruins.

There's not a mailbox left in the whole town.

It's a fine mess Kirby's got us in.

Well, this isn't gonna solve anything.

Yeah! Now's the time to work together!

Come on! We can't give up now! Remember, we've been through tough times before. We'll pull through this one too!

Kirby

Poyo!

We just don't know what we should do, Tiff.

Meta Knight will tell us. He wants to meet with all of us up in the castle.