Escargoon quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Escargoon

Why does he have to be so abusive? Self-esteem issues, anyone?

Escargoon

The letter tricked ya! Now get ready to have your trunk truncated!

Escargoon

For too long, Dream Land suffered from the lack of a world-class golf facility, but once again our visionary King Dedede has taken wise, yet bold action! We now have this taxpayer-supported, closed-to-the-public, chemically fertilized course where Whispy Woods once stood!

Escargoon

[on-screen voice] This is the world premiere of Dreamland television! Channel D-D-D!

Escargoon

[sighs] I am so not ready for my close-up.

Escargoon

Oh rapture! A tchotchke treasure trove! [sobs openly]

Escargoon

Well, well. I guess we all have a male and a female side to our personality.

Escargoon

You could have been hurt in that crash, but luckily your stomach acts as a built-in airbag.

Escargoon

Those bees gave me so many lumps that I feel like a bowl of oatmeal!

Escargoon

I know this came out of the oven, but it tastes like it came outta the sofa cushions!

Escargoon

I'd love to help you find the ghost, sire, but I'm afraid I'm just too afraid to.

Escargoon

What's wrong, Sire? I haven't seen you this mad since yesterday.

Escargoon

Heh! He turned steamin' Dream Land into a winter wonderland!

Escargoon

That monster's a pyrotechnomaniac!

Escargoon

Let me in!