Wow, Tiff, I never knew what girls could be like 'til I met Princess Rona.
And what is that supposed to mean?
Before I met Princess Rona, I thought all girls were like you.
Is that so? Well before I met Commander Vee, I thought boys were like you. But now I know they can be gallant and handsome. ["Commander Vee" turns to her as if "he" just heard her. She gasps] I hope he didn't just hear me...
?"Commander Vee"
You must be Sir Ebrum's daughter, Tiff. I'm very pleased to meet you, Tiff.
I'm very pleased to meet you, Commander Vee.
?"Commander Vee"
And this amiable young man must be your brother Tuff.
[groans] What's amiable mean?
?"Commander Vee"
And who's your little pink pet?
Kirby isn't a pet! Kirby's a Star Warrior, Commander Vee.
?"Commander Vee"
Oh, a Star Warrior! I beg your pardon, Kirby! Please forgive my mistake. I'm especially pleased to make your acquaintance.
Poyo! [moves closer to "Vee" in a friendly manner]
?"Commander Vee"
[laughs] You're quite friendly for a warrior.
[laughs and bursts in with a bouquet of roses in hand] Sorry to louse up yer lunch. Ah, blossoms for a blossom.
I am very grateful, King.
Princess, I'm about to show ya the best time ya ever had in yer royal life.
?"Commander Vee"
I'm afraid that won't be possible.
?"Commander Vee"
Her Highness needs to rest after a long journey to your planet, and she doesn't desire a tour guide.
Are you sure? He knows where all the hot spots are. He knows where you can get a pizza at 3 in the morning.
?"Commander Vee"
It's getting very late. Good night, Kirby.
?"Commander Vee"
On behalf of the Princess, we thank you for your kind hospitality.
Yes. Thank you very much.
Hey, everybody! This is Commander Vee. He's in the Royal Guard.
Hey! What's the matter with all of you? The Commander is a very important person.
?"Commander Vee"
Please don't be upset with them. I'd really be much happier if people didn't make such a big fuss over me.
[Kirby starts inhaling the food at the stands, starting with Tuggle's hot dogs]
Kirby, take it easy! Those are very filling!
[Kirby inhales the cotton candy next, much to Mayor Len's worry]
?"Commander Vee"
[laughs] For a little fellow, he has quite an appetite!
?"Commander Vee"
Kirby, do you mind if I try some?
But that's just junk food.
["Vee" tastes the cotton candy anyway]
?"Commander Vee"
Mmm. What do you call this?
[giggles] Commander Vee, haven't you ever had cotton candy before?
?"Commander Vee"
No, I haven't. But it's delicious! [to Mayor Len] Thank you, sir!
Oh no, please keep your money, Commander. The cotton candy is on Cappy Town.
[everyone laughs]
I know we're having fun, Commander. But don't you have to get back to the princess?
?"Commander Vee"
She can take care of herself a little while longer. We should all have as much fun as we can, while we can.
What's the matter, Tuff? I thought you were with Princess Rona.
I was, but she's so boring. I try to talk to her about stuff, but all she says is "How interesting."
?"Commander Vee"
[laughs] Well, Tuff, that's because Princess Rona has been taught to be extremely polite. Being a princess is a very boring job.
?"Commander Vee"
That's right. You have no idea the kind of terrible life a princess has to lead. It's like no life at all! I'd trade a princess's life for yours any day!
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