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Professor Curio quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

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In 25 of the 920 quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
Most scenes with: Tiff (10), Chef Kawasaki (10), Mayor Len Blustergas (10)

Lines by Professor Curio 6

CProfessor Curio

LEAVE HERE IMMEDIATELY!!! [his shouting sends Kirby into an immediate panic as the latter flees, and he laughs evilly as the relic he was excavating is unsealed]

CProfessor Curio

It wasn't until I re-examined that book today that I realized what the King had done. I can't believe he tricked me!

CProfessor Curio

[cries] Oh no... how could you? My relics are just a pile of rubble now. Why did he come in here and smash them all? Why, Kirby?

Scenes with Professor Curio 19

Hey, everybody! This is Commander Vee. He's in the Royal Guard.

CProfessor Curio

Royal Guard, eh?

What, no princess?

He's no Princess Rona.

Hey! What's the matter with all of you? The Commander is a very important person.

Please don't be upset with them. I'd really be much happier if people didn't make such a big fuss over me.

You would?

[Kirby starts inhaling the food at the stands, starting with Tuggle's hot dogs]

Kirby, take it easy! Those are very filling!

[Kirby inhales the cotton candy next, much to Mayor Len's worry]

[laughs] For a little fellow, he has quite an appetite!

Uh...

Kirby, do you mind if I try some?

But that's just junk food.

["Vee" tastes the cotton candy anyway]

Mmm. What do you call this?

[giggles] Commander Vee, haven't you ever had cotton candy before?

No, I haven't. But it's delicious! [to Mayor Len] Thank you, sir!

Oh no, please keep your money, Commander. The cotton candy is on Cappy Town.

[everyone laughs]

Mister Curio, how's your archeological research coming along?

CProfessor Curio

Alright, I suppose, but there's still a great deal of work ahead.

Sounds like you're working too hard. There's more to life than just work.

CProfessor Curio

You're right, Tiff. That's a good thing to remember.

They're growing already!

That's good news.

Poyo. [picks a flower; Tiff and Tuff laugh heartily]

Be careful with those flowers. They've only recently begun to grow back!

You must have respect for nature!

Well, at least things are gettin' back to normal around Cappy Town.

CProfessor Curio

The danger inherent in learning a lesson is that what is readily apparent at the outset becomes obscure as time passes, and what was once clear inexorably fades from memory.

What's that mean?

Nevermind. We all learned that you shouldn't mess around with nature. Right, Kirby?

CProfessor Curio

Mmm... the flavors are fascinating. I wonder what that delightfully tangy taste is?

That's essence of kumquat, also found in this dish.

Hmm. I'm not sure I'm gonna like orange food.

We feel an adventurous pallet is a happy pallet.

Marvelous!

And now we present... tonight's main entrée!

[Goan enters and serves several dishes of two pieces of meat, a small piece of salad, and a strawberry each]

Wah! That's it?

It may be tiny, but what's there is grade A, top of the line quality!

But...

Just taste it and see!

[Kirby and the family try their bites]

The food is fantastico!

Absolutely smashing, Escargoon!

Monsieur Goan will be delighted!

More, please!

[Tiff, however, is feeling disgusted]

Hmm. No missing egg reports coming yet. Nobody broke into any nests, lately. I guess Kirby can go back to sittin' on the egg.

Chief Bookem...

We wanna know how it got here.

Sorry, kids. I’m afraid I can’t help you there. I’m a cop, not a detective.

I bet this thing’d make a great omelet!

He’s no help.

Mister Curio?

CProfessor Curio

Hmmm... I’m not absolutely certain, but this may be the world’s largest cue-ball!

So I guess that means you don’t know.

CProfessor Curio

Well, it’s certainly an egg of some kind, but I don’t know precisely what kind.

This is hopeless.

Maybe the doctor’ll know.

Well, I can’t find anything wrong with him. It seems like he’s healthy enough.

Tiff': We know Kirby’s okay, Doctor. We wanna know about the egg!

Oh! I’m sorry. I assumed Kirby was the one who laid the egg.

I know it sounds kinda wacky, but maybe Kirby’s a bird.

Hmm, maybe that’s why he likes to sleep in Tokkori’s nest every night.

Just because he acts like a bird doesn’t mean he is one!

CProfessor Curio

If the idea of laying an egg got into Kirby’s head...

...that’d make him an egghead!

Well, they're not gonna be any help. I'm gonna have to crack this egg case myself.

[several Mini-Monsters rampage throughout Cappy Town, causing as much trouble as they want and wrecking as many things as they can find]

Ah! Knock it off, you lowlifes, or at least order something!

Yo! No piggin' out at my place without payin'!

[Knuckle Joe watches the chaos unfold in Cappy Town from a rooftop]

Perfect. Just like I planned.

[pan to more trouble caused in Cappy Town by the Mini-Monsters]

CProfessor Curio

Ah! That urn's an antique you uncultured brute!

[flocks of angry sheep rampage throughout Cappy Town, eating as much food as they can find while also wrecking as many antiques as possible]

I knew sheep liked grass, but who knew they liked my food?

CProfessor Curio

Oh, you can't go tearin' up my shop like a pack of wolves!

Hey, you're gettin' wool all over my merchandise there.

You have done well. Dream Land is now at our mercy, but we will show no mercy. We will conquer this planet, my friends... and soon, the entire universe! [he and the other sheep howl triumphantly in unison]

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