N.M.E. Sales Guy quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

There's a little extra service charge for that special upload, King.

We deal mostly in monsters, not home appliances, but I think we may just have something that'll do the job.

Hey there. Happy New Year's Eve, Triple D!

[about Mike Kirby's singing] It's like he's scraping a chalkboard! I can't take it! I'm sending Kirby back...

You've got to think creatively, D. The monsters were designed to look like toys, so they could play around with their enemies.

I was about to rid your kingdom of Kirby once and for all, and you two nearly spoiled it.

This little bonehead's a real shocker!

Here's a little get well present for ya, D-Man! We heard you had a serious case of pie-arrhea!

Greetings, and Happy New Year from all your friends at Nightmare Enterprises! I'll be hosting tonight's Kirby Quiz and I just know we're going to have a rockin' good time!

But D-Man, this is high tech. The equipment costs a fortune!

Actually, there's a special dust that'll do the trick for ya, and there's a monster who can get it for ya free.

Sorry, D. Dinosaurs have been out of stock for 65 million years.

Original art can get kinda step there, Big D. One alone could set you back a cool two mil'. Why not just order a monster who could paint for ya?

That's a ridiculous idea. Who ever heard of making a giant gorilla monster?

Upwardly mobile types like us can easily get worn down. That's why we came up with a new energy-booster drink to keep you going like gangbusters round the clock. It's called Pump Up D!