Bobby, Chane and others in “Failure to Hard Launch”

Bobby

Sir, your son fired our best employee.

Chane

Yeah? Well I should have fired you! ... Dad, fire Bobby!

Bobby

If you're gonna fire anybody, fire Chane. All he does is bring his frat bros in for free sake bombs.

Chane

All you do is sneak out to deliver snacks to my sloppy seconds!

Bobby

Oh, we're going there?

Chane

I'm already there!

Bobby

Well I'm gonna go there too!

Chane

Come on! Let's do this!

Ted Wassanasong

Enough! Enough! I'm not a marriage counselor! Chane, you begged me to buy into this restaurant, and I thought, "Well, at least he doesn't wanna be a professional snowboarder anymore." But the best way to learn any business is from the ground up. I started in the mail room.

Chane

Whoa, dad... you were poor?

Ted

I thought it was helping you, but it's turned you into... this!

Chane

Rude.

Bobby

But true.

Ted

You can't let this business fail, that's why you're going to take Emilio's place in the kitchen.

Chane

Me?

Bobby

Him?! [to Chane] You sure you don't wanna be a professional snowboarder? It is not too late.