Hank Hill, Buckley and others in “Pilot”

Hank Hill

Excuse me, where's the hardware department?

Buckley

[Clueless, unsure of how to respond] Where is the hardware department? Uhm, hm, what exactly is it you're looking for?

Hank Hill

The hardware department.

Buckley

Yeah, but are you looking for like a tool or something?

Hank Hill

What difference does it make?

Buckley

Huh, what difference does it make?

Hank Hill

Okay, I'm lookin' for a tap and die and some WD-40.

Buckley

Huh, what is it that you're trying to do?

Hank Hill

[Losing patience] I'm tryin' to buy a tap and die and some WD-40 and get out of this God-forsaken store!

Buckley

Uh ... and what is a tap-and-die?

Hank Hill

[angrily, can’t take it anymore] Okay, forget it! Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is? That's what I want, a damned hammer! Now where in the hell would I go?

Hey, that's that Hank Hill fella that lives on the block next to us.

He sure has a temper, doesn't he?

Sure does. Makes you wonder who gave his boy that black eye.

Buckley

You're gonna have to pay for that, dude.

Hank Hill

[Shouting] YOU'RE FIRED!!