Ron quotes from Kim Possible

So you weren't gonna...

Trade up my BF? Ron I don't care about dating a jock, I care about dating you, Ron Stoppable, no matter who he is – as long as he's honest.

You do me proud, Ron Stoppable, by just being you.

Yeah. Who knew my mad running-away skills would have real-world applications?

Are you a Syntho-Drone, KP? Be honest, I can take it!

Ron! You had a nightmare! Goodnight.

Wait! Before that part where you melted, we were at the dance and-

We kissed.

Yeah! Did you have the same dream?

No. That part really happened, Ron.

Heh, yeah.

Yeah, but it won't happen again if you keep calling me in the middle of the night! [hangs up the phone]

[lying back on his pillow with a big grin] Man, love is complicated.

Just getting started.

Dementor

Hold on! Time out! You have a battle-suit!? When did you this suit with the power?

It's relatively new.

And indestructible. So if you wanna just give up now...?

Wait, wait, it's not what you think!

Oh, so you're not a cheater, a liar and a thief!?

Okay, it is what you think. But Kim, I had to do it! I couldn't risk losing you!

What are you talking about? You weren't going to lose me!

Kim, I heard you talking to Monique. You agreed with Bonnie about dating jocks. You said that trading up was the only option.

What!? Uh, Ron, I was talking about Monique's cellphone.

Oh! She's got that new one like Bonnie's. That's a nice phone.

Uh-huh!

So you weren't gonna...?

Trade up my BF? Ron, I don't care about dating a jock. I care about dating you, Ron Stoppable, no matter who he is – as long as he's honest.

[uncontrollably grabs Kim and starts swinging her around] I'm sorry, Kim. I never meant to hurt you

Dementor

Not yet! [pushes the lever, causing Ron to throw Kim into the soda machine]

No, no! It's not me! It's your battlesuit! Oh, KP, our first fight!

Ron, this is ludicrous!

I know! You'd think a swank joint like this could spring for a real box of crayons! Oh, and watch your vocab, Kim, "ludicrous" is kind of a grownup word. Remember, you're 12, so maybe "doofy" or "stupido"?

Monique

If the stuff in that coupon book was worth anything, they wouldn't be giving it away.

I won't dignify that with a response!

Monique

Cause you don't have one.

Well duh! Why else do you pull that line?

Monique

You know Ron, if you had a job, then you'd have--

Impossible hours?

Monique

No-

Mean bosses?

Monique

No!

On the job injuries?

Monique

NO!!! MONEY! You'd have mad money!

[Pauses] Oh, that reminds me - Kim, can I borrow 5 bucks?

Martin Smarty

I like to reward people who save my life.

And I like to be rewarded... you hear that, KP? A reward! He-he-he!

Martin Smarty

How about a job?

Maybe we have different thoughts on that word "reward"...

Which way to homeroom?

Homeroom? What do you mean, homeroom?

That room you go to before you go to your other classes?

You'd think a senior would know the basics?

Try middle school... about four miles... [Points to his left] That way.

We're not in middle school anymore.

We've been skipped ahead!

We're freshmen!

We're here!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Barkin

Listen up, cafeterians. In compliance with district guidelines, we have been ordered to divulge to you the contents of mystery meat.

Mystery Meat: from the slaughterhouse to your house...

I knew there were snouts!

Oh, Ron. I'm not a model.

Why not? You're beautiful.

She's not in wardrobe. Hey look, I'm already here.

Two Rons... but only one (calls out) Rufus!

Camille

(as she is being arrested) Do you know who I am?

Lady, the real question is, do you know who you are?

Wade

Shouldn't I just be myself?

No, that only works in cartoons.