Shouldn't I just be myself?
RRon
No, that only works in cartoons.
“The Cupid Effect” · Season 4, Episode 4
In this episode: Ron (5), Wade (4), Kim (3), Junior (3), Monique (2), Senor Senior (2), Franklin Barkin (1), Rufus (1)
Apparently impersonating a President is against mall regulations!
We should steal the device and use it for our own evil ends!
Junior, you came up with that evil plan all on your own! I am... so proud.
[giggling] I was looking over your shoulder, he-he-he!
Junior, that was cheating! I am... so proud.
Your genius cannot beat my evil or my treachery. Oh, by the way, have you met my bodyguards, Evil and Treachery?
[Wade reads a love note for Monique that Ron gave him]
The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.
KMKim and Monique
Eww!
RRon
Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...
[Cut to Mr. Barkin grading Ron's "biology report"]
[sniffs] Aw, that's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!
KKim
Wade? What are you doing in France?
Uh, I'm here to fix the internet? It's broken.
Isn't the internet everywhere?
RRon
Not when it breaks into pieces!
[Seeing Wade's new girlfriend, Olivia, use a "Cupid Ray" on him.]
RRon
Er, you don't think Kim's got one of those?
I dunno.
KKim
[from behind]: Hey, Ron.
[Ron and Rufus scream and cower]
KKim
What are you doing?
RRon
Nothing!
KKim
You're weird!
RRon
Kim!
KKim
Shh, [romantically] I like weird!
[Kim leaps onto the stage to stop Junior.]
'Junior': Oh, Kim Possible!
'Kim': Hello, Junior.
'Junior': Are you not falling in love with my beautiful voice and freshly funky moves?
'Kim': Mmm, not so much.
[Unfortunately for Kim, Señor Senior sneaks up from behind her and unplugs her ears. Kim becomes affected by the cupid-ray and falls in love with Junior]
Kim": (squeals and laughs) Junior! Will you be my valentine?
I'm expecting a lot of offers this year, but I will think on it.
[Junior is singing and Kim is hugging him]
You must pay the door--
RRon
Give me back my girlfriend!
[Junior sees Ron disguised as a girl. He rips off his wig. Junior giggles]
RRon
Dude, what is so funny?
(laughs) I thought you were a lady.
RRon
Well, you are no gentleman.
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