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[Wade reads a love note for Monique that Ron gave him]
The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.
Eww!
Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...
[Cut to Mr. Barkin grading Ron's "biology report"]
[sniffs] Aw, that's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!
Wade? What are you doing in France?
Uh, I'm here to fix the internet? It's broken.
Isn't the internet everywhere?
Not when it breaks into pieces!
[Seeing Wade's new girlfriend, Olivia, use a "Cupid Ray" on him.]
Er, you don't think Kim's got one of those?
I dunno.
[from behind]: Hey, Ron.
[Ron and Rufus scream and cower]
What are you doing?
Nothing!
You're weird!
Kim!
Shh, [romantically] I like weird!
[Junior is singing and Kim is hugging him]
You must pay the door--
Give me back my girlfriend!
[Junior sees Ron disguised as a girl. He rips off his wig. Junior giggles]
Dude, what is so funny?
(laughs) I thought you were a lady.
Well, you are no gentleman.
Motor Ed and Shego? Why would they be working together?
Well, I mean weirder things have happened. Just look at us!
True, but there's a major diff between "weird" and "wrong on all levels."
[to Kim] We can get your car running!
Hmmm, ya know, they did build a spacecraft out of a lawn mower, a toaster, and well ya know, rocket parts, but still it worked, kind of!
It's as fast as a rocket!
Hicka-Bicka-DUHH!
[Kim is walking, when Ron and the tweebs arrive in her car. She enters, with an annoyed face]
No mocking the hair!
Are you kidding? I know the basic boyfriend rules, Kim. Your new haircut is fabulous and those slacks are very flattering.
Thanks for the sensitivity.
Shego has credit cards?
And a surprisingly good credit score for a villain.
I'm on vacation! And I'm trying to relax! (to masseur) Toss 'em another one. Go ahead.
He-ey! He threw another rock at us! (pokes it) OW! A hot rock! He threw a hot rock at us!
(as Kim battles masseur) This is relaxing.
Vacation's over, Shego.
(standing up) That'll be all, Midas. (to Kim) Do you know how hard it is to get an appointment with him?
Maybe you should've thought of that before you sprung Drakken.
Who do you think I'm vacationing from?
(parting) OK, I've got a salt blow in five, so listen to my words. (throwing coals as punctuation) I'm not helping Drakken! And I don't know who is! Me... va-ca-tion.
But –
VACATION! (throws water onto coals, disappears in steam)
Well, I'm convinced.
It's your worst nightmare!
You mean the one with Abe Lincoln and the pool sharks?
[out of breath] K... P! Okay... who wants a piece... of me?
Ooh, something is different about him...
Gawd, what have you done to yerself? You look ghastly, man!
You really should take better care of yourself!
You'll never get away with this, Drakken!
What?! Why?! What do you know?
Oh... oh, nothing. It just seemed like the thing to say.
[standing by the door, raising a baseball bat to strike; through a clenched jaw] Where is that Kim Possible?! My arms and jaw are killing me!
Don't you hate it when heroes show up late? It's just so rude.
I told you! I came alone. KP doesn't know I'm here.
You know what, I'm beginning to think he came alone and that Kim Possible doesn't know he's here.
Yeah, okay, never went to college, did he?
Reject!
Dropout, Shego! For the last time, they let me in, I just... [grunts] Without Kim possible, there's no one to stop me from launching my greatest invention.
We know, the intercontinental dooey-ma-jigy.
Intercontinental electro-magnetiziser, Shego!
DrakkenJohn DiMaggio · 117 quotes
ShegoNicole Sullivan · 102 quotes
WadeTahj Mowry · 36 quotes
BonnieKirsten Storms · 24 quotes
Franklin BarkinPatrick Warburton · 22 quotes
TTim22 quotes
JJim21 quotes
PMrs. Possible18 quotes
PMr. Possible17 quotes
Monkey FistTom Kane · 15 quotes
RufusNancy Cartwright · 15 quotes
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