Ron quotes from Kim Possible

Oh, this is bad.

Not entirely. I think Camille will be much easier to track down now.

How can you tell?

Ten miles away?

Twelve, tops.

Hurry Ron, "baby" and "missing" are a bad combination.

Right with ya, KP.

Wade, need a DNA scan of the baby's hair... then an ultraviolet sweep of the nursery. Ron?

Look, I spelled Rufus.

Kim Possible, thank goodness you're here.

We came as soon as we heard your baby was... right there in your arms?

It's not our baby that's missing.

No, it's her... her...

Paccie.

You called us for a missing pacifier?

Can't you just buy a new one?

What up, Wade?

Wade

Something seriously weird.

Let me guess, a worldwide wave of stolen pacifiers?

Wade

Yeah! How did you know?

Just a hunch.

Whoever did this...? I said whoever did this left a note.

Not dust, baby powder.

Wade

Scan complete, Kim, and we're looking at rare baby talc, manufactured in the tiny English village of Sheershimsheer. Well, it used to be.

Not anymore?

Wade

The baby powder factory has been closed for years.

Uh, sounds dead-endish.

Wade

Maybe not, look at this. Sheershimsheer is also the home of a nanny-training academy. Oh wait, also closed.

That's double dead-endish.

Rufus

Yeah.

It's the only lead we got, better check it out.

Okay, the creepy factor's in serious over "freak" here.

Rufus

O-o-o-oh.

It's just an old house, it's not haunted.

AAH! It's a zombie!

May I help you?

(To Ron) Not a Zombie... (To Old Lady) Hi, we're looking for Nanny Maim.

I am she.

I'm Kim Possible, and this is Ron Stoppable.

Hey.

Nanny Maim

Hay is for horses, young man, and do stand up straight. Your posture is atrocious.

Yes, Ma'am.

We were hoping to find out about your nanny academy.

Nanny Maim

Deary, there hasn't been an academy here for years. No one needs nannies anymore. At least, not nannies who know how to handle unruly children.

It's just that we have some questions about the baby powder that used to be manufactured here.

Nanny Maim

Ohh, perhaps I can help you with that.

Really?

Nanny Maim

Yes. I would suggest you take your questions and... go elsewhere.

Huh?

Let's see if the other locals are friendlier.

Uh, I'd settle for "not as bone chillingly eerie."

Welcome to the Cow and Cone. ‘Ave a pint. Would it be a ‘and scoop or soft-served?

Well, uh I'm a scoop guy myself, pistachio please.

Rufus

Me, too.

And ‘ow about you miss, what would you like?

Information.

Certainly, ‘appy to ‘elp.

It's about the nanny academy.

Well it was an academy right now. Lovely old place it was.

What happened?

(sighs) Times miss, same as the rest of Sheershimsheer. First the baby powder plant closed, then people stopped hirin' nannies.

And that's when they went into the zombie business, right?

Rufus

O-o-oh.

What's he on about?

What about the old woman we spoke to there?

You spoke to... uh, Nanny Maim? Oh, ah... you needn't worry a tick about her. She's a lovely woman, that one. Salt of the earth.

A heart of gold, she has.

They don't make ‘em like her anymore.

Why would they want to?

What are they looking for?

Not babies miss, never babies. We like babies ‘round ‘ere, we do, heh heh... That's right.

Oh yes, we like babies just fine. But not snoopers like you.

Per'aps your order should be for take-away.

Things are way weird here.

Yeah, pistachio is s'pose to be green.

We need to take another look at that academy.

Ok, but walk slow, ‘cause... (munches) once you get past the purple, this is good pistachio.

Ron, infiltrating, no crunch zone.

Right. (munches) Whoa, there's chocolate at the bottom, heh-heh...

(sighs) Wade, what have you got?

Wade

Nothing I can put my finger on. Infrared shows something in there is using a lot of power, but I have no idea what.

Kim, don't look. This is possibly the sickest thing I've ever seen.

Sicker then the time you put Diablo sauce on pancakes?

MUCH!

Ohh, captured by babies. This is a new personal low.

You gotta admit they were cute... until they kicked our butts.

Nanny Maim

Apparently, during your last visit, I did not make myself clear.

Oh, it's very clear. You're creating an army of super babies, and using them to steal pacifiers.

Ok, now see I was thinking that but when you said it out loud, I-it sounded silly.

I know.

Nanny Maim

(tsking) So very naughty, trying to muck up Nanny Maim's plans like this. (sips tea) Hmmmm, what to do?

You could tell us what this is all about. That's sort of traditional in situations like this.

Nanny Maim

Well deary, back in the day I trained the sternest nannies the world has ever seen, but times changed. A stern nanny was no longer the fashion. Fewer and fewer of my graduates were hired. Finally, nanny had to close her lovely academy for good.

So, this is about revenge?

Nanny Maim

Do not interrupt, that is quite rude. Nanny Maim realized you could make more money making children unhappy, then she could making them happy.

Hey, what's more traditional than greed?

And the, um, hench-babies?

Nanny Maim

These little dears? They show just what traditional Nanning and firm discipline can accomplish. Also, feeding full-size henchmen gets a bit pricey.

Cheap, that's traditional too.

The good guys getting free while the bad guy explains the plan... also traditional.

Oh, glad that's over.

Um, it's not quite over. How many times did you go through that machine?

Well I lost count, why?(Wearing a diaper) Oh, you know I find the giant diaper a delightful change of pace.

Dementor

I am impressed, Fräulein Possible. How did you know I would be here?

Uh, your "To Do" list helped.

Dementor

D'oh! I dropped that when I stole the ultrasonic drill, yes?

Yeah, mmm-hmm, you did. And thanks for making our job that much easier.

(reading list) "Steal ultrasonic drill, break into top-secret lab, call Mother, conquer world..."

Dementor

Ah, I knew I was forgetting something! Mama gets so cross when I don't jingle.

You can call her from prison.

Dementor

Or, we can add one more item to my list: [Aims ultrasonic drill] ELIMINATE KIM POSSIBLE!

Bonnie

But you're a cheerleader! A senior cheerleader! You know what that means?

New uniforms?

Bonnie

Well, yes, and they're so cute, [pushes Ron out of the way] but it also means you must date a jock. It's- it's non-optional! It's like a rule!

Ron's the exception to the rule.

Bonnie

He's the reason for the rule!

Cute trap, Professor.

Dementor

Why, thank you, yes, I rather like it. It's the details that really sell it, don't you think? I PICKED OUT THE CURTAINS MYSELF!

Dude, you're totally wearing a dress.

Dementor

It's a house coat!

Yeah, uh-huh- DRESS!

Wait, wait, it's not what you think!

Oh, so you're NOT a cheater, a liar and a thief?!

Okay, it IS what you think...