Dementor quotes from Kim Possible

Dementor

Why did you have to break down the door? It wasn't locked, and I just had it painted!

Dementor

All your battle-suit now belong to me!

Dementor

Ha! You help your so-called boyfriend while I help myself to escape!

[over the Kimmunicator] Hey, Wade.

Wade

What's up, Kim?

Have you heard from Ron? I haven't seen him all day.

AH! AH! IT'S GOT ME! OH MAN, IT'S GOT ME...!

Wade

Ron? Uh... haven't heard a peep.

Dementor

[laughing] With my mutagenic plants, I shall grow a new world! A world that I control!

OW! THORNS! OH, THEY HURT WHEN THEY'RE POKING! OW!

Today's not your lucky-

Dementor

Correction, today I feel very lucky. So long, farewell, auf wiederschen, GOODBYE!

Dementor

You are too late! My men have already unleashed... ZE DACHSUNDS!

Bonnie

We're supposed to be afraid of little wiener dogs?

You stole the kinetic modulator just to make cocoa?

Dementor

It is very good cocoa.

Dementor

When the machine is activated, you will both be vaporized! Poof!

Bonnie

Why are you going to such elaborate measures? Isn't there an easier way to do this?

It's how it's done!

Dementor

I am impressed, Fräulein Possible. How did you know I would be here?

Uh, your "To Do" list helped.

Dementor

D'oh! I dropped that when I stole the ultrasonic drill, yes?

Yeah, mmm-hmm, you did. And thanks for making our job that much easier.

(reading list) "Steal ultrasonic drill, break into top-secret lab, call Mother, conquer world..."

Dementor

Ah, I knew I was forgetting something! Mama gets so cross when I don't jingle.

You can call her from prison.

Dementor

Or, we can add one more item to my list: [Aims ultrasonic drill] ELIMINATE KIM POSSIBLE!

Cute trap, Professor.

Dementor

Why, thank you, yes, I rather like it. It's the details that really sell it, don't you think? I PICKED OUT THE CURTAINS MYSELF!

Dude, you're totally wearing a dress.

Dementor

It's a house coat!

Yeah, uh-huh- DRESS!

I have been foiled by a man in a dress?

Dementor

IT'S A HOUSE COAT!!!

Just getting started.

Dementor

Hold on! Time out! You have a battle-suit!? When did you this suit with the power?

It's relatively new.

And indestructible. So if you wanna just give up now...?

Wait, wait, it's not what you think!

Oh, so you're not a cheater, a liar and a thief!?

Okay, it is what you think. But Kim, I had to do it! I couldn't risk losing you!

What are you talking about? You weren't going to lose me!

Kim, I heard you talking to Monique. You agreed with Bonnie about dating jocks. You said that trading up was the only option.

What!? Uh, Ron, I was talking about Monique's cellphone.

Oh! She's got that new one like Bonnie's. That's a nice phone.

Uh-huh!

So you weren't gonna...?

Trade up my BF? Ron, I don't care about dating a jock. I care about dating you, Ron Stoppable, no matter who he is – as long as he's honest.

[uncontrollably grabs Kim and starts swinging her around] I'm sorry, Kim. I never meant to hurt you

Dementor

Not yet! [pushes the lever, causing Ron to throw Kim into the soda machine]

No, no! It's not me! It's your battlesuit! Oh, KP, our first fight!

Dementor

You must admit, that it is exquisitely amusing.

Drakken

Okay, Dementor, I'd really rather not talk about it!

Dementor

But the irony! As a mad scientist you have been a total failure your entire career...

Drakken

New topic, please!

Dementor

Okay, okay. Why the blue skin?

Drakken

Glad you asked! Funny story - not funny "ha-ha." It was a Tuesday...