I am impressed, Fräulein Possible. How did you know I would be here?
Uh, your "To Do" list helped.
D'oh! I dropped that when I stole the ultrasonic drill, yes?
Yeah, mmm-hmm, you did. And thanks for making our job that much easier.
(reading list) "Steal ultrasonic drill, break into top-secret lab, call Mother, conquer world..."
Ah, I knew I was forgetting something! Mama gets so cross when I don't jingle.
You can call her from prison.
Or, we can add one more item to my list: [Aims ultrasonic drill] ELIMINATE KIM POSSIBLE!
But you're a cheerleader! A senior cheerleader! You know what that means?
Well, yes, and they're so cute, [pushes Ron out of the way] but it also means you must date a jock. It's- it's non-optional! It's like a rule!
Ron's the exception to the rule.
He's the reason for the rule!
Why, thank you, yes, I rather like it. It's the details that really sell it, don't you think? I PICKED OUT THE CURTAINS MYSELF!
Dude, you're totally wearing a dress.
I have been foiled by a man in a dress?
The first rule of chess club is: you do not talk about chess club.
Wait, wait, it's not what you think!
Oh, so you're NOT a cheater, a liar and a thief?!
Okay, it IS what you think...
All your battle-suit now belong to me!
Trade up my BF? Ron I don't care about dating a jock, I care about dating you, Ron Stoppable, no matter who he is – as long as he's honest.
Gee, Kim, is that your boyfriend out there running like a sick chicken?
(proudly) Yeah, that's my guy.
You do me proud, Ron Stoppable, by just being you.
Yeah. Who knew my mad running-away skills would have real-world applications?
[Ron calls Kim at 3 a.m. after waking up from a nightmare]
Are you a Syntho-Drone, KP? Be honest, I can take it!
Ron! You had a nightmare! Goodnight.
Wait! Before that part where you melted, we were at the dance and-
Yeah! Did you have the same dream?
No. That part really happened, Ron.
Yeah, but it won't happen again if you keep calling me in the middle of the night! [hangs up the phone]
[lying back on his pillow with a big grin] Man, love is complicated.
Hold on! Time out! You have a battle-suit!? When did you this suit with the power?
And indestructible. So if you wanna just give up now...?
Ha! You help your so-called boyfriend while I help myself to escape!
Wait, wait, it's not what you think!
Oh, so you're not a cheater, a liar and a thief!?
Okay, it is what you think. But Kim, I had to do it! I couldn't risk losing you!
What are you talking about? You weren't going to lose me!
Kim, I heard you talking to Monique. You agreed with Bonnie about dating jocks. You said that trading up was the only option.
What!? Uh, Ron, I was talking about Monique's cellphone.
Oh! She's got that new one like Bonnie's. That's a nice phone.
Trade up my BF? Ron, I don't care about dating a jock. I care about dating you, Ron Stoppable, no matter who he is – as long as he's honest.
[uncontrollably grabs Kim and starts swinging her around] I'm sorry, Kim. I never meant to hurt you
Not yet! [pushes the lever, causing Ron to throw Kim into the soda machine]
No, no! It's not me! It's your battlesuit! Oh, KP, our first fight!
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