Franklin Barkin quotes from Kim Possible

Barkin

This is sick and wrong!

Barkin

CHEESE and CRACKERS, I'm mutatin'!

Barkin

Nobody escapes MY detention! Possible, you're going down!

Barkin

Sweet mother of pearl!

Barkin

...That's a lot of plush, lady.

Barkin

STOPPABLE, I NEED PANTS!

Barkin

This is a democracy, people, now DO AS I SAY! LET'S HEAR SOME NOMINATIONS!

Barkin

[sees Ron at his front door] Stoppable, how many times do I have to say it? Home time is my time. Doubly so at BATH TIME!

Franklin Barkin

I wear many hats... some of which are bonnets...

Barkin

Lady, you are...

Special?

Barkin

You are SICK, AND WRONG!!

Franklin

Kim Possible? Lt. Franklin.

What's the sitch?

Franklin

At 0800 hours someone broke into the main lab and locked us out.

Franklin

It appears the intended target is Project Phoebus.

Which is...?

Franklin

A top secret government experiment.

Which does...?

Franklin

Project Phoebus is a level five security classification.

Which means...?

Franklin

Look, it means I don't know what the darn thing does! None of us do.

You're joking, right?

Franklin

Is this the face of a joker, son?

Yea, not so much.

Barkin

Let's move it, people, time for student photos! Stoppable, none of your punk hand gestures this time.

What? It was a thumbs-up!

Barkin

Sit on your hands just in case.

Dating could be good, ya know, the date thing... But what if it tanks? It could totally wreck our friendship! No. No! I can't let that happen! Only one thing to do: break up with Kim! Thanks, man. You've been a big help.

Barkin

Stoppable, how did you get in my house?!

Barkin

Feels good! Feels right, doesn't it?

I can taste my spleen...

[gasping] You could have planned this a little better!

Barkin

Don't be a water weenie, Stoppable! Only fifty more laps. Big breath, let's go!