Mr. Possible quotes from Kim Possible

I do not believe it! That Dr. Drakken fellow stole the factory! It seems two employs were rescued by a famous teen girl-- Hey, Kim Possible! Nice, work, honey.

(chuckling) Chasing bad guys, switching brains... high school sure has changed since my day.

Jim, Tim, scoot over and make some room for your sister's arch foe.

Kimmie, let's not talk about "hotties" at breakfast any more.

Who's a hottie?

We're not talking about it!

Drew dropped out of school and we never saw him again. He never forgave us, and I think, in some small way, we never forgave ourselves.

For just a giggle fit?

Oh no, we laughed looong and hard... with youthful abandon!

Frankly, your mother has the good advice vis-a-vis boy trouble.

This isn't about boys, Dad. It's about Ron.

Oh. Gotcha.

Everyone got down on Ron, and I don't know, maybe I should have stuck up for him.

But you didn't...

He was foaming at the mouth. I'm only human!

Well, you know, Kimmy Cub, back when I was in college, I had a group of friends, my posse, if you will. It was the night of the big science department mixer. In those days, I wasn't exactly a ladies man.

Kimmie, the team needs a coach, just until I'm back on my feet.

You cannot be serious; I don't know the first thing about soccer.

What's to know? You're wonderful with children. (Jim and Tim come in rolling, fighting and knocking over furniture)

(angrily) Those are not children! I'm not even sure if they are human! (the Kimmunicator beeps) Wade, what's the sitch?

Wade

There's been some trouble at JP Barrymore's Pizza Partytorium!

Tell me about it! My dad is totally out of action.

Wade

No, Kim, after you guys left, they were robbed.

You were doing what?!

Bungee jumping out of a blimp, like Adrena Lynn.

Only we didn't have a blimp, so we used the roof.

And we didn't have a bungee cord, so we used yarn.

That Adrena Lynn is a menace!

(angrily) She didn't really bungee jump out of a blimp. Don't you boys watch the news?

No. The only show we watch is Adrena Lynn.

Darn TV!

You have to make it work. What good having a broken leg if you can't watch TV all day?

Maybe this is a good thing. We can have quality family time.

(desperate) Dad, please!

You're rocket scientist. Can't you do something?

Well, I could put it in geosynchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help.

Oh, Kimmie, your boyfriend called while you were out.

He's not my boyfriend!

That's not what Ron said on the Ron Report. (Kim sighs) Is something wrong, honey?

(pause) You have our undivided attention. (pause) The TV's broken.

Ron made up a story about me liking the quarterback, and now I'm stuck dating him or we'll lose the big game. Meanwhile, there's a worldwide satellite crisis.

Kimmie, you have to be honest with Brick. If the football team loses, it's not your fault. (pause) I can't help you with the satellite thing.

(pointing to the TV) Uh, I don't think you have to worry about dating Brick tonight.

Brick

(on TV) Hey, I thought you said Kim wanted to meet me here.

Adrena Lynn

Oh, she'll be here.

Adrena Lynn!

Huh, I thought she was cancelled. (switches through all the channels, but all of them show Adrena Lynn)

Well, I think we know who's jamming the satellite transmissions. (takes up the Kimmunicator) Wade?

Adrena Lynn

Tonight, Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible versus me in extreme combat! And, to raise the takes, I have Kim's boyfriend.

(angrily) He is not my boyfriend! (everyone looks at her, and she sighs) Don't worry, I'm going. (leaves)

We're just tickled pink about you and Kimmy.

We are?

But not too pink. Time to have a fam-to-Ron talk.

It is?

We want Kim to be happy.

We do?

If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep space probe.

H-how deep?

Black hole deep, Ronald.

Uh... great...

Interesting. There's a high density molecular process involved in this bonding agent.

It's a sticky situation!

Ha! Good one!

Thanks.

So not helping.

Honey, you know how I feel about "show people."

They're just like you and me. Except they're wealthy, beautiful and live by no recognizable moral code!

Kimmy? There's a very handsome young man here for you.

[stern] Let's get a few things clear, right up front...

Oh, you read my mind, sir. Now, Kim explained that her normal curfew is ten o'clock, but that on special occasions and rescue missions, you extend that to eleven. I'd feel better if we stick with ten.

[surprised and pleased] Really? Ha-ha, this young man has got it goin' on!

I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! Mine! I'm losing everything I ever cared about!

Ron's on TV!

And he's freaking out!

Honey, I think the boys are right.

Hmm, Ronald, freaking?

[chuckling] Oh, so he is.