A character in Kim Possible
Played by Raven-Symoné
Kim Possible · 617 quotes
In 11 of the 617 quotes from Kim Possible
Most scenes with: Kim (5), Ron (4), Bonnie (4)
[On a "gravy ghost" haunting the school cafeteria]
I don't know what to tell you, Kim. After watching the cafeteria security tape, I can't explain what happened either.
Did you analyze the gravy sample?
Yup.
MoniqueAnd?
You don't want to know. [pauses] Not till graduation. [pauses] From college.
MoniqueI say we trust him on the gravy.
Well that was weird.
MoniqueSecret girlfriend weird?
No! He'd tell me! I mean... why wouldn't he?
Monique'Cause you'd go all jell.
"Jell"?
MoniqueGreen-eyed.
So? I've always had green eyes.
MoniqueJealous. You're jelling!
I am not jelling!
MoniqueUh-huh.
It's just that my weird-ar's going off, that's all.
MoniqueAnd you're jelling.
So not!
Girl, I totally know what you are saying. I had this man who would not leave me alone, he was practically stalking me.
MoniqueGet out!
I won't! If he hadn't been my husband it would have been creepy.
MoniqueIs that Brick over there, flirting with the girl at Earring World?
He's HYPNOTIZED by her Big Hoops!
(The people at prom are watching a news report on Kim and Ron's victory)
And so, thanks to teen hero Kim Possible, the worldwide Diablo destruction is itself disabled.
Possible shoots, she scores!
MoniqueStraight up! (high fives Brick)
(annoyed) Excuse me!
Oh your excused. Hey, while your gone I'll hang with Monique.
MoniqueMe like. (Bonnie growls)
(Kim and Ron walk into the dance holding hands)
It's finally happened! She's dating that loser! Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are dating!
(Bonnie bursts out laughing while after a moment, everyone else cheers. Kim and Ron smile sheepishly and look unsure of what to do until Rufus jumps out of Ron's pocket and shoves them together. The two start dancing as Rufus and Monique lean against each other and smile, happy for their friends. Finally Kim and Ron stop dancing and smiling at each other, kiss)
Recurring Quotes
MoniqueIf the stuff in that coupon book was worth anything, they wouldn't be giving it away.
I won't dignify that with a response!
MoniqueCause you don't have one.
Well duh! Why else do you pull that line?
MoniqueYou know Ron, if you had a job, then you'd have--
Impossible hours?
MoniqueNo-
Mean bosses?
MoniqueNo!
On the job injuries?
MoniqueNO!!! MONEY! You'd have mad money!
[Pauses] Oh, that reminds me - Kim, can I borrow 5 bucks?
[Wade reads a love note for Monique that Ron gave him]
The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.
Eww!
Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...
[Cut to Mr. Barkin grading Ron's "biology report"]
[sniffs] Aw, that's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!
Wade? What are you doing in France?
Uh, I'm here to fix the internet? It's broken.
MoniqueIsn't the internet everywhere?
Not when it breaks into pieces!
(to Monique and Bonnie) All hands aboard!
He's not talking to us is he?
(cut to Bonnie and Monique on the deck of Barkin's ship)
MoniqueYeah, I think he was talking to us.
MoniqueBack off, Bonnie! In case you didn't notice, now Kim is the one dating the star of the football team.
That's not important to me, Monique... although Ron has broken more school records than Brick ever did.
[sulking] Brick... if he had just flunked senior year one more time, he'd be here to rule at my side.
DrakkenJohn DiMaggio · 117 quotes
ShegoNicole Sullivan · 102 quotes
WadeTahj Mowry · 36 quotes
BonnieKirsten Storms · 24 quotes
Franklin BarkinPatrick Warburton · 22 quotes
TTim22 quotes
JJim21 quotes
PMrs. Possible18 quotes
PMr. Possible17 quotes
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