Jim quotes from Kim Possible

There's no "I" in team.

And there's no "fun" in soccer.

Not with her hogging the ball.

Kim Possible

Some kid's gonna get hurt trying to imitate that girls stunts!

Hey! Let's see if we can sneak into the bear cage at the zoo, like Adrena Lynn!

Cool!

Here, tie this steak on!

And reports that Adrena Lynn is a fake, coupled with a rash of copycat stunts across the country...

That's us! (high fives Tim, prompting pain, given they bungee jumped off a roof with yarn shortly beforehand)

...has prompted this network to cancel Adrena Lynn in favor of more... responsible programming. (reaction shot) So! Stay tuned for an extra hour of... "Stuff on Fire!"

You were doing what?!

Bungee jumping out of a blimp, like Adrena Lynn.

Only we didn't have a blimp, so we used the roof.

And we didn't have a bungee cord, so we used yarn.

That Adrena Lynn is a menace!

(angrily) She didn't really bungee jump out of a blimp. Don't you boys watch the news?

No. The only show we watch is Adrena Lynn.

Darn TV!

You have to make it work. What good having a broken leg if you can't watch TV all day?

Maybe this is a good thing. We can have quality family time.

(desperate) Dad, please!

You're rocket scientist. Can't you do something?

Well, I could put it in geosynchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help.

Oh, Kimmie, your boyfriend called while you were out.

He's not my boyfriend!

That's not what Ron said on the Ron Report. (Kim sighs) Is something wrong, honey?

(pause) You have our undivided attention. (pause) The TV's broken.

Ron made up a story about me liking the quarterback, and now I'm stuck dating him or we'll lose the big game. Meanwhile, there's a worldwide satellite crisis.

Kimmie, you have to be honest with Brick. If the football team loses, it's not your fault. (pause) I can't help you with the satellite thing.

(pointing to the TV) Uh, I don't think you have to worry about dating Brick tonight.

Brick

(on TV) Hey, I thought you said Kim wanted to meet me here.

Adrena Lynn

Oh, she'll be here.

Adrena Lynn!

Huh, I thought she was cancelled. (switches through all the channels, but all of them show Adrena Lynn)

Well, I think we know who's jamming the satellite transmissions. (takes up the Kimmunicator) Wade?

Adrena Lynn

Tonight, Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible versus me in extreme combat! And, to raise the takes, I have Kim's boyfriend.

(angrily) He is not my boyfriend! (everyone looks at her, and she sighs) Don't worry, I'm going. (leaves)

Let's see. (imitating Adrena Lynn's voice) What will I do next? (takes Adrena Lynn, and flies high up with her using a jetpack)

Adrena Lynn

I do extreme stunts for a living. You think I'm afraid of heights?

You fake extreme stunts. Let the world see how brave you are when there's real danger. (flies wildly) Not so extreme after all now, are you? Are you?!

Adrena Lynn

(terrified) No.

(watching it on television) Now she tells us!

Okay. Does anybody need to take care of any business?

No.

"Business"? Like what? Banking?

Ron, business. As there won't be any "rest-ups".

Kim, the boys are 10. They don't need to take a nap. I don't think rest is gonna be an issue.

Oh... right. [pauses] Uh... excuse me. [runs toward the house]

(with megaphone) Attention please!

(also with megaphone) We've detected cooties in the area!

(also with megaphone) Repeat, cooties in the area!

(also with megaphone) This can only mean one thing...

(with megaphone) Kim's got a boyfriend!!!

[first lines in the season; dressed in radiation suits] You didn't open the dryer, did you? Our experiment... you ruined it!

[as Mrs. Possible goes to pick up the cheerleader outfit] I wouldn't do that.

[holds up a pair of tongs] Not without these!

Which way to homeroom?

Homeroom? What do you mean, homeroom?

That room you go to before you go to your other classes?

You'd think a senior would know the basics?

Try middle school... about four miles... [Points to his left] That way.

We're not in middle school anymore.

We've been skipped ahead!

We're freshmen!

We're here!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thanks for the ride, Mr. Sinclair.

It's the least I could do after you tutored my Kenny with calculus.

Derivates of inverse functions, so not the drama.

Huh?! Can you not?

You can use "hicka bicka boo"!

Why would I?

So you could be cool.

I am cool!

And then when we were on a trip to Yosemite...

[gasps] No... not the poison oak story!

Nano-Morphing? Shapeshifting!