Mrs. Possible quotes from Kim Possible

Kimmie, let's not talk about "hotties" at breakfast any more.

Who's a hottie?

We're not talking about it!

As a board-certified neurosurgeon, I've got to say: It's just not possible to swap brains.

Point taken, Dr. P, but how else do you explain my bare midriff?

Kimmie, the team needs a coach, just until I'm back on my feet.

You cannot be serious; I don't know the first thing about soccer.

What's to know? You're wonderful with children. (Jim and Tim come in rolling, fighting and knocking over furniture)

(angrily) Those are not children! I'm not even sure if they are human! (the Kimmunicator beeps) Wade, what's the sitch?

Wade

There's been some trouble at JP Barrymore's Pizza Partytorium!

Tell me about it! My dad is totally out of action.

Wade

No, Kim, after you guys left, they were robbed.

You were doing what?!

Bungee jumping out of a blimp, like Adrena Lynn.

Only we didn't have a blimp, so we used the roof.

And we didn't have a bungee cord, so we used yarn.

That Adrena Lynn is a menace!

(angrily) She didn't really bungee jump out of a blimp. Don't you boys watch the news?

No. The only show we watch is Adrena Lynn.

Darn TV!

You have to make it work. What good having a broken leg if you can't watch TV all day?

Maybe this is a good thing. We can have quality family time.

(desperate) Dad, please!

You're rocket scientist. Can't you do something?

Well, I could put it in geosynchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help.

Oh, Kimmie, your boyfriend called while you were out.

He's not my boyfriend!

That's not what Ron said on the Ron Report. (Kim sighs) Is something wrong, honey?

(pause) You have our undivided attention. (pause) The TV's broken.

Ron made up a story about me liking the quarterback, and now I'm stuck dating him or we'll lose the big game. Meanwhile, there's a worldwide satellite crisis.

Kimmie, you have to be honest with Brick. If the football team loses, it's not your fault. (pause) I can't help you with the satellite thing.

(pointing to the TV) Uh, I don't think you have to worry about dating Brick tonight.

Brick

(on TV) Hey, I thought you said Kim wanted to meet me here.

Adrena Lynn

Oh, she'll be here.

Adrena Lynn!

Huh, I thought she was cancelled. (switches through all the channels, but all of them show Adrena Lynn)

Well, I think we know who's jamming the satellite transmissions. (takes up the Kimmunicator) Wade?

Adrena Lynn

Tonight, Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible versus me in extreme combat! And, to raise the takes, I have Kim's boyfriend.

(angrily) He is not my boyfriend! (everyone looks at her, and she sighs) Don't worry, I'm going. (leaves)

Kimmy! Where's Ron?

[crying] I... I don't know.

You were a big help in there Kimmie, and you didn't faint once.

Oh, well, I was too busy throwing up.

[seeing her mother dressed in the same style of mission outfit as Kim] Mom, this is a mission. I need Ron.

Well, now you don't have Ron. You have Mom.

Dr. Drakken

So, Kim Possible and her, eh... sister?

Is he hitting on me?

Nah, sidekicks really confuse him.

What would Ron do now?

Probably cry... or run.

We're just tickled pink about you and Kimmy.

We are?

But not too pink. Time to have a fam-to-Ron talk.

It is?

We want Kim to be happy.

We do?

If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep space probe.

H-how deep?

Black hole deep, Ronald.

Uh... great...

Interesting. There's a high density molecular process involved in this bonding agent.

It's a sticky situation!

Ha! Good one!

Thanks.

So not helping.

Honey, you know how I feel about "show people."

They're just like you and me. Except they're wealthy, beautiful and live by no recognizable moral code!

Kimmy? There's a very handsome young man here for you.

[stern] Let's get a few things clear, right up front...

Oh, you read my mind, sir. Now, Kim explained that her normal curfew is ten o'clock, but that on special occasions and rescue missions, you extend that to eleven. I'd feel better if we stick with ten.

[surprised and pleased] Really? Ha-ha, this young man has got it goin' on!