Wade quotes from Kim Possible

Wade

Apparently impersonating a President is against mall regulations!

Wade

I have bad news.

No kidding. I can not afford this jacket.

Wade, Ron's missing. Can you find him?

Wade

Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?

Well, do you?

Wade

[reluctantly] Yeah, hang on...

Kimmie, the team needs a coach, just until I'm back on my feet.

You cannot be serious; I don't know the first thing about soccer.

What's to know? You're wonderful with children. (Jim and Tim come in rolling, fighting and knocking over furniture)

(angrily) Those are not children! I'm not even sure if they are human! (the Kimmunicator beeps) Wade, what's the sitch?

Wade

There's been some trouble at JP Barrymore's Pizza Partytorium!

Tell me about it! My dad is totally out of action.

Wade

No, Kim, after you guys left, they were robbed.

Wade, can you hack into the system contolling the animals?

Wade

Kim, it's the most sophisticated computer system I've ever seen!

It's a banjo-playing bear!

THEY TOOK HIS BANJO!

Wade, cool costume...! Wait a second, you're going to leave your room?

Wade

No way, I do it all online.

Greetings, Anchor Man! I come from a distant star cluster, seeking chocolate!

Wade

Hey, Eugene.

Aw, how did you know it was me?

Wade

Cross-ref'd your ISP address. I put the candy credits in your mailbox.

Thanks, Wade! Go in peace.

Wade

And you're that "Kim thinks you're hot" dude.

Brick

(proudly) Yeah, yeah, that's me.

Excuse me, uh, Brick, I have to go.

Brick

See you Friday.

Wade

He seems nice.

Okay, spit it out, computer dude.

Wade

Looks like Pop-Pop Porter got so much publicity; he's not pressing charges for the blimp theft.

She's getting away with it?

Wade

Well, I was able to highlight the key areas on that photo file.

She calls herself extreme. The big fake!

Imagine that. Lying to the public just to build up your own reputation.

Disgusting! (pauses) Well, Adrena Lynn might get a pass from Pop-Pop, but Ron Stoppable smells a story.

Wade

So if Rufus is the genius, then how is Ron gonna build Draken a doomsday device?

He's not.

Wade! How did you find me? Do you have me microchipped or something?

Wade

Uh... that's not important now...

That's it! The absolutely perfect gift for Kim! Christmas with her family!

Wade

Then who will stop Drakken?

Me!

Uh oh...

Shego

Argh, there's no way I can do this! Five minutes with my brothers and I'm ready to claw my own eyes out! [tries to walk out]

[stops Shego from leaving] Shego, I have brothers, too. I know how annoying they can be, but you can't walk out.

Shego

Why not?

Because if you don't help, I'll tell the world you used to be a good guy.

Shego

[shocked] You wouldn't!

I have a website, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Shego

My reputation would be shot! Argh!

[takes her Kimmunicator] Wade, I need top to bottom scan on Go Manor.

Wade

You got it, Kim! [notices Shego] Kim, is Shego in your kitchen?

Shego

Just do your computer thing, nerdlinger.

[referring to Shego] Has she always been this cranky?

Oh, yeah.

Wade

Activating parachute measures now! ...Oops!

Wade! We're free-falling off a cliff! This is no time for "oops"!

Wade

My bad! I never got around to actually installing the chute, it's sitting here in my closet!

Where is Ron?

Motor Ed

Your skinny dude? Yeah, he's here. He's fine. But that can change... in a hurry. Seriously!

Kim, get over here! And stop by Bueno Nacho drive-thru on your way, I'm starving.

Oh, yeah, yeah, wait, me too, man! Put me down for an all-beef hoagie with hot peppers and mayo? Uh, anybody else want nuthin'?

Wade

(typing) Keep talking, almost got a trace...

Motor Ed

Hey, Red? Tell your computer guy not to waste his time on a trace. I'm shooting you a map.

Wade

He's not as dumb as the hairstyle might lead you to think...