Rufus quotes from Kim Possible

Rufus

[When he and Ron are cornered by the mind controlled Kim and Shego] Uh oh, uh unn, oh no, oh no, pain, please no, un uh.

I belong... I belong to Bueno Nacho! Yo amo esto lugar! ("I love this place!")

Rufus

Si! ("Yes!")

Bonnie

[mocking Ron's new Mad Dog mascot] This is idiotic! The entire student body will laugh at you.

But-

Bonnie

Not "with", "AT"!

Look...

Bonnie

Loudly and cruelly, they...will...laugh!

You don't deserve to get kissed by a naked mole rat.

Rufus

Yeah!

Rufus, jump down to me.

Rufus

Uh-uh.

Rufus, jump now!

Rufus

Uh-uh, no way.

(singing) Rock-a-bye Rufus in the treetop/ When the wind blows the cradle will rock/ When the bough breaks the cradle will fall/ And down will come Rufus, cradle and all.

Too bad about your restaurant.

Well, when the health inspector saw a live rodent, you know, serving the food... the die was cast.

Rufus

Sorry.

Rufus

...uh, cheeeeese!

[to neighbor] You owe me a buck.

That's it! The absolutely perfect gift for Kim! Christmas with her family!

Wade

Then who will stop Drakken?

Me!

Uh oh...

Only missed the dance by a thousand miles that time!

Rufus

Oh man!

Okay this time even slower.

Wade

Rufus, where's Kim?

Rufus

Shego!

[still fighting] Go, Wade. I'm listening.

Wade

I found Ron. I'll try to move you guys to the same dimension.

Shego

Oh, great, dweeb to the rescue.

What makes you think you're coming with?

Shego

Because this is way too... moopy for me.

Moopy? Oh, you were on Pals? I love that show!

Shego

Figures.

Hurry Ron, "baby" and "missing" are a bad combination.

Right with ya, KP.

Wade, need a DNA scan of the baby's hair... then an ultraviolet sweep of the nursery. Ron?

Look, I spelled Rufus.

Kim Possible, thank goodness you're here.

We came as soon as we heard your baby was... right there in your arms?

It's not our baby that's missing.

No, it's her... her...

Paccie.

You called us for a missing pacifier?

Can't you just buy a new one?

What up, Wade?

Wade

Something seriously weird.

Let me guess, a worldwide wave of stolen pacifiers?

Wade

Yeah! How did you know?

Just a hunch.

Whoever did this...? I said whoever did this left a note.

Not dust, baby powder.

Wade

Scan complete, Kim, and we're looking at rare baby talc, manufactured in the tiny English village of Sheershimsheer. Well, it used to be.

Not anymore?

Wade

The baby powder factory has been closed for years.

Uh, sounds dead-endish.

Wade

Maybe not, look at this. Sheershimsheer is also the home of a nanny-training academy. Oh wait, also closed.

That's double dead-endish.

Rufus

Yeah.

It's the only lead we got, better check it out.

Okay, the creepy factor's in serious over "freak" here.

Rufus

O-o-o-oh.

It's just an old house, it's not haunted.

AAH! It's a zombie!

May I help you?

(To Ron) Not a Zombie... (To Old Lady) Hi, we're looking for Nanny Maim.

I am she.

I'm Kim Possible, and this is Ron Stoppable.

Hey.

Nanny Maim

Hay is for horses, young man, and do stand up straight. Your posture is atrocious.

Yes, Ma'am.

We were hoping to find out about your nanny academy.

Nanny Maim

Deary, there hasn't been an academy here for years. No one needs nannies anymore. At least, not nannies who know how to handle unruly children.

It's just that we have some questions about the baby powder that used to be manufactured here.

Nanny Maim

Ohh, perhaps I can help you with that.

Really?

Nanny Maim

Yes. I would suggest you take your questions and... go elsewhere.

Huh?

Let's see if the other locals are friendlier.

Uh, I'd settle for "not as bone chillingly eerie."

Welcome to the Cow and Cone. ‘Ave a pint. Would it be a ‘and scoop or soft-served?

Well, uh I'm a scoop guy myself, pistachio please.

Rufus

Me, too.

And ‘ow about you miss, what would you like?

Information.

Certainly, ‘appy to ‘elp.

It's about the nanny academy.

Well it was an academy right now. Lovely old place it was.

What happened?

(sighs) Times miss, same as the rest of Sheershimsheer. First the baby powder plant closed, then people stopped hirin' nannies.

And that's when they went into the zombie business, right?

Rufus

O-o-oh.

What's he on about?

What about the old woman we spoke to there?

You spoke to... uh, Nanny Maim? Oh, ah... you needn't worry a tick about her. She's a lovely woman, that one. Salt of the earth.

A heart of gold, she has.

They don't make ‘em like her anymore.

Why would they want to?

Er, you don't think Kim's got one of those?

Rufus

I dunno.

[from behind]: Hey, Ron.

What are you doing?

Nothing!

You're weird!

Kim!

Shh, [romantically] I like weird!

Status report?

Project analysis is complete. The Ron Factor is a non-factor.

Well, there's a whole bunch of research dollars down the drain.

Not exactly. The data revealed a powerful untapped force. We call it the Rufus Factor.

Rufus

Hi-yah!

I'm not cut out to help people make life choices.

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. After all, you helped me choose you!

Okay, that time I was a genius.

Rufus

Yuck!