Lily quotes from Kappa Mikey

Phantom

Then, I will teach him a lesson he'll not forget.

[Evil laugh]

Phantom

That's a pretty good evil laugh, you've got.

Lily

It comes from the heart.

Mikey

A cell phone! We can cheat after all!

Mitsuki

Wait! What happened to being honest with our fans?! You said we'd do the right thing!

Mikey

And we will, as soon as we cheat our way to victory!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Lily

Well, if you really are Mikey's parents, then you must know a lot about him.

Guano

When's Mikey's birthday?

Gonard

What's Mikey's name?

Mikey

You guys remember that reporter that was here?

Gonard

Sure, about yea high, face made of glass, always standing next to the fax machine.

Lily

You're thinking of the photocopier.

Gonard

That wasn't a reporter? Then why would he want a picture of my butt?

Gonard

Hey, Keep it down! I'm trying to watch TV.

Gonard

Oh, man, this guys got moves!

Mikey

Gonard, that's you!

Gonard

Shyeah, I wish.

Lily

[on TV] Yeah, Girls cooking for her friends.

Lily

Ugh! That was my voice sounds like?

Guano

[on TV] I'm with you, Mikey.

Guano

That’s what I looks like?

Mitsuki

This is terrible! I look like a wet blanket.

Gonard

I look like a sandwich loving buffoon.

Mikey

I look like I'm not wearing any clothes!

O.M.G!!!!! [running away to the stage] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Security breach!

Gonard

You're good, Kappa Mikey. Real good.

Mikey

The best.

Guano

Cut? [excited] Cut! That's a wrap, people!

Mitsuki

Mikey, that was amazing.

Lily

Yeah, for once you didn't destroy the whole set.

Mikey

Ain't no thing but a sumo ring. [tips over a camera and chaos quickly ensues] Sorry.

Guano

You know what, who cares? We're done for the season!

Gonard

Sorry I'm late, I had to get beat up by some nerds. Ready?

Lily

Yeah, remember you're good cop I'm bad cop.

Gonard

Got it.

Gonard

So Guano, how'd you like a punch in the gut?

Lily

[through clenched teeth] Gonard! Good cop.

Gonard

I mean, how would you like a kiss...in the gut? [Gonard thumbs up sign to Lily]

Lily

Gonard!

Gonard

I just open my mouth, if a fish swims in that's his decision.

Gonard

I get it now. There aren't two Ozu's. That other guy is Ozu's brother.

Lily

[sarcastically]: Very good, Gonard.

Gonard

Now if only someone would explain to me who THAT guy is. [points to himself in a mirror and talks to his reflection] Hello, handsome.

Lily

This is a joke! You have no idea what you're doing.

Mikey

You've got spark. I like that. Give yourself a raise.

Lily

What!?

Mikey

You're fired!

Oh Hello! Your daddy must be a doctor cause you're the sickest girl I ever saw!

Lily

OMG

Mitsuki

Um, Gonard, those are bunny ears.

Gonard

Oh, I thought they were butt feathers.

Mitsuki

???

Lily

Until Mikey Simon is removed as producer, I'm going on strike!

Guano

Yeah!

Mitsuki

Me too!

Mikey

Wait stop! I can explain.

Mikey

Maybe I'll even be on Star Talk. The show where stars talk.

Lily

The only show you'll be on is America's Next Top Weirdo.

Mikey

Don't get my hopes up.

I have earned my fortune. It is American dream.

Lily

This is Japan!

It is Japanese dream then.

Mitsuki

What's the matter, Mikey?

Lily

Another restaurant ban you for picking your nose with chopsticks?