Mitsuki quotes from Kappa Mikey

Mitsuki

(tearing up) I'm just so glad for them. Seeing those two together is like a dream come true. (blows nose) If I could tell those lovers one thing, it'd probably be... (cries)

Mikey

What's her deal?

Mitsuki

You should really be more careful, Mikey.

Lily

Ozu, Mikey is like the messiest, most inconsiderate human being ever!

He is a star that shines too bright!

Mikey

She's the inconsiderate one. She's always nagging me like "Mike-ay, don't eat meals in the shower," "Mikey, don't feed the plants people food."

Lily

He's the worst roommate!

Mikey

She's the worst roommate!

Mitsuki

I just keep that diary as a joke.

Guano

You didn't destroy Ozu's bonsai tree with a samurai sword, did you?

Mikey

Uhhh... kinda.

Mitsuki

Mikey, Ozu's gonna kill you!

Gonard

He'll send you back to America!

Guano

He'll cancel the show!

Mikey

I'll never walk on the moon!

Mikey

What? It's been on my mind.

Mikey

When I will get the game I will be like [does game stuff , and then suddenly he bumps into a fake Mikey]

Mikey

Sorry 'bout that!

No worries, my man.

Mitsuki

There you are Mikey!

Oh? Oh yeah Here I am! Mikey Simon.

Lily

Why are you wearing sunglasses?

Because your beauty is blinding. [Lily likes what he said, and Mitsuki gets a bit angry]

Say , how bout some ice cream? I know this jord next door .. if you're interested?

Mitsuki

You don't want the new video game?

Video games are for kids!

Now who want ice creams shaped in clowns?

Guano

I do! [raises hand]

Not this time pal. And shine your shoes kid, you look like a mess. [walks away]

Guano

I .. don't even have shoes'

Lily

Be honest, Mitsuki. Did I lose my endorsement to Socky because I'm not beautiful anymore?

Mitsuki

That's crazy! You look great! Doesn't she, Mirror?

Looking great, Gonard.

Mitsuki

Ooh! Let's go to the Tatami megastore. They've got everything!

Gonard

Yeah! That's where I bought my virtual reality machine. [places toaster on head, covering his eyes]

Mikey

Awesome!

Guano

It's just a toaster he found in the street.

Gonard

It's like I'm... on a roller coaster! Woo hoo! [runs hard into a wall] Oof!

Mitsuki

[in southern accent, wearing bonnet] Gonard you have to eat that lobster!

Gonard

[in southern accent, wearing a cowboy hat] I reckon I do!

Mikey

Hey guys! We need to fight some sumos.

US?

Mikey

I can't fight by myself! Come on!

Gonard

[In a British accent] Very well! Lily, fetch my sword and a team of horses. Mitsuki, carry me into battle! [both girls give him angry looks] Just kidding.

Mitsuki

Gonard hit both four and nine and if you add them together you get-

Gonard

The letter M!

Gonard

Look! It's the moths from the movie, "Attack of the Mega-Moths."

Mitsuki

And his death ray from "Mega Night of the Death Ray"!

Mikey

Sweet! Dracula's retainer and the long lost ending to "Mega-zilla 7: Birth of Mega-zilla!"

Mikey

A cell phone! We can cheat after all!

Mitsuki

Wait! What happened to being honest with our fans?! You said we'd do the right thing!

Mikey

And we will, as soon as we cheat our way to victory!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Mikey

We'll figure it out. We're rock stars.

Mitsuki

Rock stars who steal their music from a cell phone?!

Mikey

Is there any other kind?

Gonard

Hey, Keep it down! I'm trying to watch TV.

Gonard

Oh, man, this guys got moves!

Mikey

Gonard, that's you!

Gonard

Shyeah, I wish.

Lily

[on TV] Yeah, Girls cooking for her friends.

Lily

Ugh! That was my voice sounds like?

Guano

[on TV] I'm with you, Mikey.

Guano

That’s what I looks like?

Mitsuki

This is terrible! I look like a wet blanket.

Gonard

I look like a sandwich loving buffoon.

Mikey

I look like I'm not wearing any clothes!

O.M.G!!!!! [running away to the stage] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Security breach!