A character in Kappa Mikey
Voiced by Kether Donohue
Kappa Mikey · 116 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Kappa Mikey: in 37 of its 116 quotes
Most scenes with: Gonard (17), Mitsuki (15), Mikey Simon (13)
LilyThere's no way you two taught that bird to fly.
What are you even doing here?
Lily[chuckles] Mocking you.
Don't listen to 'em Reggie, you'll show 'em. You'll show 'em all! [serious tone] especially Mitsuki.
What!?
There's only one man lonely enough to have that many cats.
LilyYes Man?
No. Well, yes, but I was thinking the Cat Burglar.
LilyHere we are. I'm betting anything Mikey's inside.
But there are thousands of clothing stores in Tokyo. What makes you think he's in this one?
LilyJust a hunch. Plus there are hundreds of people running out screaming.
[sees crowd running out and screaming from the front door]
Oh.
Lily, quit it! We need to fix Mikey by midnight, or he'll be like this forever!
LilyWorks for me.
[Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
LilyHe's going to use Guano's crystal to power the super missile.
Not if I can help it. [talk to Mitsuki] Mitsuki, Aim the blaster!
Nuh-uh.
[Lily shocked]
LilyGuys! [angrily] Guano's in trouble.
Lily, quick. Ask Mitsuki to aim the blaster.
LilyOh brother. [Ask to Mitsuki] Mitsuki, Aim your blaster!
[talk to Lily] Lily, Tell Mikey I'll aim my blaster just as soon as he stop being such a MEGA JERK.
[Cut to audience jeering]
That was TERRIBLE!
I can't even look.
[The squid covers the eyes; Cut to Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
Lily[chuckles; talk to Mikey] Mikey, Stop being such a “mega jerk” and Mitsuki will aim the blaster.
[Cut to audience jeering again]
You called that ‘acting’?
[Cut to Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
Lily, Tell Mitsuki that's who she gonna be, I don’t even want her to AIM the blaster!
[Lily facepalm]
Tell Mikey, FINE!
Tell Mitsuki, see if i can.
[Cut to Yes Man and Guano in Gonard's truck]
Stop fighting! You're makes Yes Man's...[sadly] sad.
[angrily] Guano! Guano!
[Cut to Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
Lily[angrily] Yeah, guys. CUT IT OUT!
Nuh-uh.
Nope.
LilyThen I'M OUT OF HERE!!!!
[Lily leaves the stage in the studio]
Mitsuki, help!
I'm coming Mikey!
Wow, [Dadzuki lifts him up] you're hands are strong and hairy. Thanks, Mitsuki, you're a lifesaver.
Not so fast! You see, I'm not Mitsuki at all.
Huh?
Huh?
Yes, it is I Dadzuki, the father of Mitsuki.
[Mikey, Gonard, Guano, and Lily gasps]
LilyIt's finished, Mikey. Forked over.
Sorry. The shoes must go.
G-G-G-Guano, Gonard, Mitsuki! Y-Y-You got my back, right?
What gonna I do, Mikey? [whispers] Ozu waits is watching it.
WHAT?? Guano, you're just...a coward! [Guano feels sad] And Gonard, you got...cold cuts for brains!
[happily] Why thank you.
And YOU!...Whatever your name is. Thanks for nothing! [Mitsuki crying]
Mikey, you're overreacting.
How do you know, bomb-brain?
I showed you overreacting. I quitting the show and leaving you guys FOREVER! [All gasps] Who needs a bunch of close friends when you've got a pair of old sneakers? [Mikey leaving apartment]
But Mikey. The storm!
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