That's ridiculous! Yoshi will say anything if you tickle him! [Tickles Yoshi]
[Laughing] Stop! Stop! I brush my teeth with dogs!
Kappa Mikey · Season 1, Episode 16
“Battle of the Bands” · Season 1, Episode 16
In this episode: Mikey Simon (5), Gonard (3), Guano (3), Mitsuki (2), Lily (1)
That's ridiculous! Yoshi will say anything if you tickle him! [Tickles Yoshi]
[Laughing] Stop! Stop! I brush my teeth with dogs!
A cell phone! We can cheat after all!
[Gonard, Guano and Lily cheer]
Wait! What happened to being honest with our fans?! You said we'd do the right thing!
And we will, as soon as we cheat our way to victory!
Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
Well, what do we have here?
Looks like a couple actor types thought they'd pick up some guitars and call themselves a band.
Yep, that's pretty much it.
Gonard, did you leave this on the audio board?
That's preposterous! I've never seen that sandwich before in my life!
You autographed it! [sandwich reads 'Eat you later -Gonard']
That could be any Gonard! [eats sandwich out of Guano's hand in one bite]
We'll figure it out. We're rock stars.
Rock stars who steal their music from a cell phone?!
Is there any other kind?
For now, let's just worry about covering our butts.
One step ahead of you. (has a sheep on his butt)
Everyone. I have a confession to make.
He's a vampire! It all adds up!
Something's not right about you guys.
Yeah. You hold your instruments funny.
All your songs are 15 seconds long!
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