[Talking to sandwich] No mayo I said, but you wouldn't listen. [jams sandwich into paper shredder, machine overloads as sparks and smoke fly out]
“With Fans Like These” · Season 1, Episode 20
In this episode: Gonard (4), Mikey Simon (2), Lily (2), Mitsuki (2)
Sorry I'm late, I had to get beat up by some nerds. Ready?
Yeah, remember you're good cop I'm bad cop.
Got it.
[Scene pans to Guano tied up in a chair]
So Guano, how'd you like a punch in the gut?
[through clenched teeth] Gonard! Good cop.
I mean, how would you like a kiss...in the gut? [Gonard thumbs up sign to Lily]
[Gonard dunks his head in a fish tank, comes up with a fish in his mouth, swallows fish]
Gonard!
I just open my mouth, if a fish swims in that's his decision.
You shouldn't mess with people who confuse T.V. and real life.
Why not? Sounds like a great idea to me.
Remember when we watched that nature show and Gonard threw the T.V. out the window cause he thought it was full of spiders?
So?
We lost THREE T.V.s!
Good news, I'm nerd free!
So you were honest, my advice worked?
Oh yeah, about that. Sometimes true honesty means making up a crazy story about Gonard to scare away your fans.
And I want sandwiches! [Bangs fist against wall] The good kind...with bread on the outside.
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