A character in Kappa Mikey
Voiced by Kether Donohue
Kappa Mikey · 116 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Kappa Mikey: in 37 of its 116 quotes
Most scenes with: Gonard (17), Mitsuki (15), Mikey Simon (13)
LilyStupid boss awards! Stupid party! Stupid Mikey with his stupid bonsai tree and his stupid diagram of Ozu's apartment! [pauses] Mikey! He's trying to switch Ozu's bonsai tree! When I tell Ozu, Mikey's finished! [laughs evilly]
LilyYou know, I guess I always felt there was something keeping us apart. Now I know that something was Mikey's voice, face, body and texture. But that's all changed now.
LilyYeah, it's Guano's show. Fire him, not the rest of us.
You're gonna find somebody else who can write and direct a new episode every week? Not to mention memorize all my character's lines?
LilyAll your character says is "Guano!"
That's what makes it a challenging role!
LilyOzu, Mikey is like the messiest, most inconsiderate human being ever!
He is a star that shines too bright!
She's the inconsiderate one. She's always nagging me like "Mike-ay, don't eat meals in the shower," "Mikey, don't feed the plants people food."
LilyHe's the worst roommate!
She's the worst roommate!
I just keep that diary as a joke.
When I will get the game I will be like [does game stuff , and then suddenly he bumps into a fake Mikey]
Sorry 'bout that!
No worries, my man.
[each Mikey walks away and look to each other, and the fake Mikey goes to Mitsuki, Lily and Guano]
There you are Mikey!
Oh? Oh yeah Here I am! Mikey Simon.
LilyWhy are you wearing sunglasses?
Because your beauty is blinding. [Lily likes what he said, and Mitsuki gets a bit angry]
LilyBe honest, Mitsuki. Did I lose my endorsement to Socky because I'm not beautiful anymore?
That's crazy! You look great! Doesn't she, Mirror?
Looking great, Gonard.
I think I broke one of my livers.
LilyYou only have one liver.
How many do I need to live?
LilyOne.
I'm in trouble.
[Kello the Kitten gets on the camera]
What's that on the camera?
A UFO?
LilyThat's not a UFO.
[Gonard holds a sub sandwich]
Lily, I think I know a UFO when I see one. Hey! Who's been eating my UFO?
It is I, Sir Reginald, the handsomest man in the world, come to present you with this overly large diamond. [holds up diamond]
LilyOh Reginald!
[Jumps onto balcony holding diamond identical to Reginald's] Lily?
LilyTapias I never doubted you for a second.
Then I shall fight you for Lily!
Have at you!
LilyAnd in this corner... Two guys wearing masks! [sumos cheer] And a short, smelly guy wearing a mask!
OH, COME ON!!
Hey guys! We need to fight some sumos.
US?
I can't fight by myself! Come on!
[In a British accent] Very well! Lily, fetch my sword and a team of horses. Mitsuki, carry me into battle! [both girls give him angry looks] Just kidding.
[to Lily] Have you talked to Mitsuki? Did she find Mikey?
LilyNot yet, but Gonard says he has a back up plan.
[to the children] Maybe one day, you'll all be superheroes when you grow up. Isn't that right, Mikey?
[A cat is dressed as Kappa Mikey and starts attacking Gonard]
LilyHey, kids!
[The children cheer]
Lily, do your move!
[Lily giggles and performs a karate kick]
LilyHi-ya!
[Timmy becomes enraged]
NO! DO THE MOVE WHERE YOU INTRODUCE MIKEY!
LilyNobody panic.
Help! I'm too beautiful to swim!
For you.
A sandwich? This is the nicest thing you ever gave me!
[Ozu's phone rings]
Hello?
LilyOzu! We're stuck in an elevator and we gotta rescue Guano!
Not now! I just gave Yes Man a sandwich full of painful spicy Wasabi.
[takes a bite of the sandwich] Why would you do this?!
It's a blooper!
But there's no camera!
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