Well, if you really are Mikey's parents, then you must know a lot about him.
When's Mikey's birthday?
What's Mikey's name?
[mimical gestures while an accordion plays in the background]
“La Cage Aux Mikey” · Season 1, Episode 17
In this episode: Gonard (4), Lily (2), Mikey Simon (1), Guano (1), Beef (1)
[angrily] You made me learn how to cook delicious foods!? Do you know how useless that is to me!?
To eat is a necessity; but to eat intelligently is an art.
BBeef
That's beautiful, Gonard.
A guy wrote it on my hand at the bus station. (holds up hand)
You guys remember that reporter that was here?
Sure, about yea high, face made of glass, always standing next to the fax machine.
You're thinking of the photocopier.
That wasn't a reporter? Then why would he want a picture of my butt?
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