“Reality Bites” quotes from Kappa Mikey

Gonard

Hey, Keep it down! I'm trying to watch TV.

Gonard

Oh, man, this guys got moves!

Mikey

Gonard, that's you!

Gonard

Shyeah, I wish.

Lily

[on TV] Yeah, Girls cooking for her friends.

Lily

Ugh! That was my voice sounds like?

Guano

[on TV] I'm with you, Mikey.

Guano

That’s what I looks like?

Mitsuki

This is terrible! I look like a wet blanket.

Gonard

I look like a sandwich loving buffoon.

Mikey

I look like I'm not wearing any clothes!

O.M.G!!!!! [running away to the stage] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Security breach!

Gonard

[holding the novel 'War and Peace'] No food for me; I'm too busy feeding my brain with book knowledge. [takes bite out of book and with mouth full] Mmm, verbs... mmm. Pass the syrup.

Guano

I don't know, guys, you know what they say, 'Too many cooks spoil the broth.'

Mikey

No. What they say is, 'Too many cooks write the best books.'

Gonard

[excitedly paging through a photo album] Here's me fighting 'gators in the Amazon. Oh, and and here's me playing ping-pong on the moon. Oh, and here's me inventing penicillin at the prom.

Mikey

Those are just all pictures of you with sandwiches.

Gonard

Jealous?

Ozu

[angrily] What am I supposed to put on the air now?!

The Yes Man Variety Hour!

Gonard

If you want this butt camera back send 1000 unmarked cookies to my mouth by 3 o'clock tomorrow.