A character in Kappa Mikey
Voiced by Jesse Adams
Kappa Mikey · 116 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Kappa Mikey: in 11 of its 116 quotes
Most scenes with: Ozu (6), Mikey Simon (5), Lily (5)
Ozu, Mikey is like the messiest, most inconsiderate human being ever!
He is a star that shines too bright!
She's the inconsiderate one. She's always nagging me like "Mike-ay, don't eat meals in the shower," "Mikey, don't feed the plants people food."
He's the worst roommate!
She's the worst roommate!
I just keep that diary as a joke.
For the greater good!
He supports the greater good!
Get him!
For you.
A sandwich? This is the nicest thing you ever gave me!
[Ozu's phone rings]
Hello?
Ozu! We're stuck in an elevator and we gotta rescue Guano!
Not now! I just gave Yes Man a sandwich full of painful spicy Wasabi.
[takes a bite of the sandwich] Why would you do this?!
It's a blooper!
But there's no camera!
New, from LilyMu! It's the "LilyMu: Super Bloopers" DVD! On sale for only five thousand yen!
Bargain of the century!
Hey, Keep it down! I'm trying to watch TV.
[Gonard, watching TV, sees himself on reality show]
Oh, man, this guys got moves!
Gonard, that's you!
Shyeah, I wish.
[on TV] Yeah, Girls cooking for her friends.
Ugh! That was my voice sounds like?
[on TV] I'm with you, Mikey.
That’s what I looks like?
This is terrible! I look like a wet blanket.
I look like a sandwich loving buffoon.
I look like I'm not wearing any clothes!
[On TV, Mikey opens the fridge and farts]
O.M.G!!!!! [running away to the stage] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Security breach!
[angrily] What am I supposed to put on the air now?!
The Yes Man Variety Hour!
We had an agreement, Brozu. I run LilyMu, you spend our family's money on diamond teeth and ill-fitting trousers.
[to Brozu] In your face!
Oh no!
Yesss! [attacks No Man]
[Talking about the shark]
It didn't hurt anyone expect us and Yes Man and the shark that ate Yes Man.
[Scene switches to Yes Man inside the shark]
It's cozy in here!
Yes Man, where have you been?
A magic orb stole my soul!
Again?
[Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
He's going to use Guano's crystal to power the super missile.
Not if I can help it. [talk to Mitsuki] Mitsuki, Aim the blaster!
Nuh-uh.
[Lily shocked]
Guys! [angrily] Guano's in trouble.
Lily, quick. Ask Mitsuki to aim the blaster.
Oh brother. [Ask to Mitsuki] Mitsuki, Aim your blaster!
[talk to Lily] Lily, Tell Mikey I'll aim my blaster just as soon as he stop being such a MEGA JERK.
[Cut to audience jeering]
That was TERRIBLE!
I can't even look.
[The squid covers the eyes; Cut to Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
[chuckles; talk to Mikey] Mikey, Stop being such a “mega jerk” and Mitsuki will aim the blaster.
[Cut to audience jeering again]
You called that ‘acting’?
[Cut to Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
Lily, Tell Mitsuki that's who she gonna be, I don’t even want her to AIM the blaster!
[Lily facepalm]
Tell Mikey, FINE!
Tell Mitsuki, see if i can.
[Cut to Yes Man and Guano in Gonard's truck]
Stop fighting! You're makes Yes Man's...[sadly] sad.
[angrily] Guano! Guano!
[Cut to Mikey, Mitsuki, and Lily on the LilyMu airship]
[angrily] Yeah, guys. CUT IT OUT!
Nuh-uh.
Nope.
Then I'M OUT OF HERE!!!!
[Lily leaves the stage in the studio]
It's finished, Mikey. Forked over.
Sorry. The shoes must go.
G-G-G-Guano, Gonard, Mitsuki! Y-Y-You got my back, right?
What gonna I do, Mikey? [whispers] Ozu waits is watching it.
WHAT?? Guano, you're just...a coward! [Guano feels sad] And Gonard, you got...cold cuts for brains!
[happily] Why thank you.
And YOU!...Whatever your name is. Thanks for nothing! [Mitsuki crying]
Mikey, you're overreacting.
How do you know, bomb-brain?
I showed you overreacting. I quitting the show and leaving you guys FOREVER! [All gasps] Who needs a bunch of close friends when you've got a pair of old sneakers? [Mikey leaving apartment]
But Mikey. The storm!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Kappa Mikey pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
