Mikey, to make someone less popular all you have to do is steal their belt.
[Yoshi walks by, his pants fall down]
YYoshi
My trousers!
[chuckling and holding up Yoshi's belt] That'll teach him to look at my doughnut.
“Uh Oh Guano” · Season 1, Episode 23
In this episode: Gonard (2), Lily (2), Mikey Simon (1), Mitsuki (1)
Maybe I'll even be on Star Talk. The show where stars talk.
The only show you'll be on is America's Next Top Weirdo.
Don't get my hopes up.
[talking about Butts, the currency of Buttstonia]
Look, look at the pretty Butts.
That's... okay.
Touch them, touch my Butts! Touch my stinkin' Butts!
SSergie
I have earned my fortune. It is American dream.
This is Japan!
SSergie
It is Japanese dream then.
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