A character in Kappa Mikey
Voiced by Stephen Moverly
Kappa Mikey · 116 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Kappa Mikey: in 12 of its 116 quotes
Most scenes with: Yes Man (6), Mikey Simon (5), Gonard (4)
[in girl's voice] Please let him go!
[in William Shatner voice] You'll... have to... kill me first.
[in girl's voice] You mean like this?
[Gonard fights himself]
Gonard, what are you doing? You're already on the show.
Oh... right. [embarrassed chuckle]
OzuThis is terrible. All these actors stink.
That last guy was good.
OzuThat was you!
Ozu, do you think Mikey stole the coat?
OzuIf Mikey says he didn't take the coat, I believe him.
But didn't Mikey destroy your precious 500 year old bonsai tree, then lie about it?
OzuYes! [voice building with anger]
And did he buy a pirated video game when you told him not to?
OzuYes! [saying very angrily]
And didn't he reveal Lilymu's secrets to the press?
OzuYes! [saying with fury as he catches on fire]
That was a good one.
Let the records show that Ozu is surrounded by flame.
[Yes Man douses Ozu with an extinguisher]
W'ever
Mikey, you have to do what the script says!
Script is just a prison, made of words.
OzuYou must go back to being the old Mikey and be a good example for kids.
W'ever.
OzuYou have to do what I say! I'm your boss!
Boss is just a prison, made of skin.
OzuThat dosen't make any sense!
Well, not to a fossil like you.
OzuYou started a riot!?
Ah, no!
[A chair flies in through a window]
Riot! Riot! Riot!
Ozu[to Lily] Have you talked to Mitsuki? Did she find Mikey?
Not yet, but Gonard says he has a back up plan.
[to the children] Maybe one day, you'll all be superheroes when you grow up. Isn't that right, Mikey?
[A cat is dressed as Kappa Mikey and starts attacking Gonard]
OzuFor you.
A sandwich? This is the nicest thing you ever gave me!
[Ozu's phone rings]
OzuHello?
Ozu! We're stuck in an elevator and we gotta rescue Guano!
OzuNot now! I just gave Yes Man a sandwich full of painful spicy Wasabi.
[takes a bite of the sandwich] Why would you do this?!
OzuIt's a blooper!
But there's no camera!
OzuNew, from LilyMu! It's the "LilyMu: Super Bloopers" DVD! On sale for only five thousand yen!
Bargain of the century!
Ozu[angrily] What am I supposed to put on the air now?!
The Yes Man Variety Hour!
Gonard! You're not evil!
Thanks, I've been using a new deoderant.
OzuEat the stocking... EAT IT! [shoves christmas stocking in Yes-man's mouth]
OzuWe had an agreement, Brozu. I run LilyMu, you spend our family's money on diamond teeth and ill-fitting trousers.
[to Brozu] In your face!
Oh no!
Yesss! [attacks No Man]
OzuYes Man, where have you been?
A magic orb stole my soul!
OzuAgain?
It's finished, Mikey. Forked over.
OzuSorry. The shoes must go.
G-G-G-Guano, Gonard, Mitsuki! Y-Y-You got my back, right?
What gonna I do, Mikey? [whispers] Ozu waits is watching it.
WHAT?? Guano, you're just...a coward! [Guano feels sad] And Gonard, you got...cold cuts for brains!
[happily] Why thank you.
And YOU!...Whatever your name is. Thanks for nothing! [Mitsuki crying]
OzuMikey, you're overreacting.
How do you know, bomb-brain?
I showed you overreacting. I quitting the show and leaving you guys FOREVER! [All gasps] Who needs a bunch of close friends when you've got a pair of old sneakers? [Mikey leaving apartment]
But Mikey. The storm!
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