A character in Kappa Mikey
Voiced by Sean Schemmel
Kappa Mikey · 116 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Kappa Mikey: in 50 of its 116 quotes
Most scenes with: Guano (20), Mikey Simon (18), Lily (17)
Ooh! Let's go to the Tatami megastore. They've got everything!
GonardYeah! That's where I bought my virtual reality machine. [places toaster on head, covering his eyes]
Awesome!
It's just a toaster he found in the street.
GonardIt's like I'm... on a roller coaster! Woo hoo! [runs hard into a wall] Oof!
I can't believe we were fired from the show.
Gonard[Holding a prop and then tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye LilyMu Blaster, I guess I'll never shoot you again. [Holding his costume pants and tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye LilyMu pants, I guess I'll never look awesome in you again. [Holding his pants and then tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye normal pants. In retrospect, there was nothing wrong with you.
GonardSo the cat's cute? It's not like it's got anything else going for it.
Here is Kello taking the Silver Medal in Olympic Downhill Skiing!
Why did I lend him those skis?
You just need time to adjust. On Lily's first day, she tripped over a camera. Then on Gonard's first day, he mistakenly ate a box full of light-bulbs.
GonardYou mean, glass apples.
[Kello the Kitten gets on the camera]
What's that on the camera?
GonardA UFO?
That's not a UFO.
[Gonard holds a sub sandwich]
GonardLily, I think I know a UFO when I see one. Hey! Who's been eating my UFO?
[in southern accent, wearing bonnet] Gonard you have to eat that lobster!
Gonard[in southern accent, wearing a cowboy hat] I reckon I do!
Anyway, After the game I picked up Gonard. We ran into a little trouble on the way to Ozu's but it was nothing we couldn't handle.
[In flashback] Those Aliens have been tailing us since Montoya Blvd.
Gonard[In flashback] I'm on it! [Fires laser]
[In flashback] Wooooo ha ha ha!
[end of flashback]
Gonard[Hand on heart] True Story.
[standing on top of the bus] For the last time, I'm not filled with candy!
Prove it!
[Guano screams and lands on Gonard's hands and Mikey and Gonard start running]
GonardThe candy is mine! Fine, you can have some too.
Hey guys! We need to fight some sumos.
US?
I can't fight by myself! Come on!
Gonard[In a British accent] Very well! Lily, fetch my sword and a team of horses. Mitsuki, carry me into battle! [both girls give him angry looks] Just kidding.
[to Lily] Have you talked to Mitsuki? Did she find Mikey?
Not yet, but Gonard says he has a back up plan.
Gonard[to the children] Maybe one day, you'll all be superheroes when you grow up. Isn't that right, Mikey?
[A cat is dressed as Kappa Mikey and starts attacking Gonard]
Mikey, for once just listen to me. Let's Go!
Not till I touch Gonard with the Death Hand!
GonardYeah! I wanna know the slumber of lost souls.
Gonard hit both four and nine and if you add them together you get-
GonardThe letter M!
Nobody panic.
GonardHelp! I'm too beautiful to swim!
GonardLook! It's the moths from the movie, "Attack of the Mega-Moths."
And his death ray from "Mega Night of the Death Ray"!
Sweet! Dracula's retainer and the long lost ending to "Mega-zilla 7: Birth of Mega-zilla!"
A cell phone! We can cheat after all!
[Gonard, Guano and Lily cheer]
Wait! What happened to being honest with our fans?! You said we'd do the right thing!
And we will, as soon as we cheat our way to victory!
Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Kappa Mikey pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
