You ain't goin' nowhere.
[an alarm sounds]
Grammar police! You aren't going anywhere.
Man, the Grammar Police is always doggin' me...
Kappa Mikey · Season 1, Episode 13
“Lost in Transportation” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: Beef (3), Gonard (2), Lily (2), Mikey Simon (1), Ozu (1)
You ain't goin' nowhere.
[an alarm sounds]
Grammar police! You aren't going anywhere.
Man, the Grammar Police is always doggin' me...
[to Lily] Have you talked to Mitsuki? Did she find Mikey?
Not yet, but Gonard says he has a back up plan.
[to the children] Maybe one day, you'll all be superheroes when you grow up. Isn't that right, Mikey?
[A cat is dressed as Kappa Mikey and starts attacking Gonard]
[talking on cell phone] Mikey, you gotta get here. They're gonna put out the cake soon, and I think I ate the box with all the candles in it.
We're all outcasts, kid. That's what makes us Chums. That, and a small monthly membership fee.
Mikey, I've got a special surprise for you.
You're gonna throw another snake down my shirt?
This is wonderful! Thank you, Ozu! Only a true friend would save my son's birthday with a gang of dangerous bikers!
Hey, kids!
[The children cheer]
Lily, do your move!
[Lily giggles and performs a karate kick]
Hi-ya!
[Timmy becomes enraged]
NO! DO THE MOVE WHERE YOU INTRODUCE MIKEY!
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