Kappa Mikey · Season 1, Episode 9
“Lily Meow” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Gonard (4), Mikey Simon (2), Guano (2), Lily (1)
I can't believe we were fired from the show.
[Holding a prop and then tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye LilyMu Blaster, I guess I'll never shoot you again. [Holding his costume pants and tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye LilyMu pants, I guess I'll never look awesome in you again. [Holding his pants and then tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye normal pants. In retrospect, there was nothing wrong with you.
So the cat's cute? It's not like it's got anything else going for it.
Here is Kello taking the Silver Medal in Olympic Downhill Skiing!
Why did I lend him those skis?
You just need time to adjust. On Lily's first day, she tripped over a camera. Then on Gonard's first day, he mistakenly ate a box full of light-bulbs.
You mean, glass apples.
[Kello the Kitten gets on the camera]
What's that on the camera?
A UFO?
That's not a UFO.
[Gonard holds a sub sandwich]
Lily, I think I know a UFO when I see one. Hey! Who's been eating my UFO?
You know the expression, 'There's only one way to skin a cat'? Actually, there's only one way, with this. [pulls out a bizarre looking machine with a hook, knife, sickel, and another blade all spinning simultaneously]
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