Kappa Mikey · Season 1, Episode 11
“The Good, the Bad, and the Mikey” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Mikey Simon (4), Guano (3), Ozu (2), Gonard (1), Yes Man (1)
W'ever
Mikey, you have to do what the script says!
Script is just a prison, made of words.
You must go back to being the old Mikey and be a good example for kids.
W'ever.
You have to do what I say! I'm your boss!
Boss is just a prison, made of skin.
That dosen't make any sense!
Well, not to a fossil like you.
[standing on top of the bus] For the last time, I'm not filled with candy!
Prove it!
[Guano screams and lands on Gonard's hands and Mikey and Gonard start running]
The candy is mine! Fine, you can have some too.
Mikey! Stop! Ozu's gonna be furious!
Then I got news for Ozu, w'ever!
You started a riot!?
Ah, no!
[A chair flies in through a window]
Riot! Riot! Riot!
For the greater good!
He supports the greater good!
Get him!
[looking at a statue of Ozu] Look at him, all smug and bronze like the real Ozu.
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