[Mega Gonard rampages around Tokyo]
RMRandom Man
Oh no! The Fireworks factory!
[Gonard steps on factory, fireworks shoot up into the sky]
RMRandom Man
Not the wolf factory!
[Gonard steps on factory, barking wolves run out of the factory]
Mikey, for once just listen to me. Let's Go!
Not till I touch Gonard with the Death Hand!
Yeah! I wanna know the slumber of lost souls.
HBHideous Blue Blob
Do not go in there.
You heard the monster. Let's check it out.
Does this mean you're gonna let me go?
Ha! Of course not. But, I'll try to make this as pleasant as possible. Set the laser to maximum pain!
Citizens of Tokyo! For too long, you have ignored Dr. Igor! For too long have you denied me the respect I deserve! Now it's- It's-
Payback time?
Yes! It's payback time! Unless you give me everything I want, I will use my Size-Mo-Lazer and Guano's Power Crystal to make myself incredibly small!
Ahem. Sorry to interrupt, but maybe you should make yourself bigger instead of smaller?
Hmmm... bigger. Good idea. I shall make myself enormous and then I'll- I'll...
Destroy all of Tokyo.
Destroy all of Tokyo!
Gonard hit both four and nine and if you add them together you get-
The letter M!
Nobody panic.
Help! I'm too beautiful to swim!
For you.
YMYes Man
A sandwich? This is the nicest thing you ever gave me!
[Ozu's phone rings]
Hello?
Ozu! We're stuck in an elevator and we gotta rescue Guano!
Not now! I just gave Yes Man a sandwich full of painful spicy Wasabi.
YMYes Man
[takes a bite of the sandwich] Why would you do this?!
It's a blooper!
YMYes Man
But there's no camera!
All the classic movie monsters were my inventions! Mega-Rat! Mega-Snake! Mega-Mom!
Yeu made all these?!
Forbes helped out.
FForbes
I designed the monster's butts.
Look! It's the moths from the movie, "Attack of the Mega-Moths."
And his death ray from "Mega Night of the Death Ray"!
Sweet! Dracula's retainer and the long lost ending to "Mega-zilla 7: Birth of Mega-zilla!"
Movie time's over.
Come on! The three-headed Mega-Dragon's gonna fight a Mega-Turtle with four butts!
New, from LilyMu! It's the "LilyMu: Super Bloopers" DVD! On sale for only five thousand yen!
YMYes Man
Bargain of the century!
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