Kyle McCarty quotes from Judging Amy

Kyle

You're pregnant.

Gillian

But... but I don't... get pregnant.

Kyle

Well, apparently, you do.

It's not my fault you decided to throw a juvenile Animal Farm party.

Kyle

Animal House. You're trying to say Animal House, Animal Farm is a book about socialist barn animals, that would be a very different kind of party.

Chainsaw accident in room 4. Wife's in the waiting room. She told me to give you these.

Kyle

Are those fingers?

She thinks she got them all.

I want to apologize for being such a passive aggressive bitch the other day.

Kyle

Actually, you were pretty active aggressive.

Kyle

What?

I didn't say anything.

Kyle

And yet, I heard you.

Kyle

[Discussing Victor's condition with David and Amy] My best educated guess? I'd say 70/30.

Amy

That he'll make it.

Kyle

No.