Vincent Gray quotes from Judging Amy

Vincent

What's wrong with Katie?

Amy

Nothing, if you like perky, nubile teenagers.

Vincent

I think I'm gonna let that one pass.

Vincent

When a person kills another person, it leaves a mark.

Donna

Yeah, especially when he uses an axe the way Oscar did.

Vincent

Grandma is so caught up in her own dunnage.

You're saying a lot of stuff I don't understand today.

Vincent

It's this thing women do when they need help or emotional support they retreat into their own world where no man no matter how much they love her is allowed to enter.

Vincent

Please marry me.

I'm wearing paper.

Vincent

Okay?

I didn't want to be wearing paper when I got engaged.

Vincent

I could ask you again tonight when you're wearing clothes.

Vincent

Donna! I'm in the shower!

Donna

No kidding.

Vincent

Naked!

Vincent

It's a little weird. I move away, you just come in and occupy my space?

Kyle

I know.

Vincent

A man likes to feel like he's irreplaceable, and bang, he's replaced.

Kyle

I know.

Vincent

My old room, my old roommate, my seat at Thursday night dinners. My place in the family.

Kyle

I know.

Vincent

You haven't replaced me.

Kyle

I know!

Vincent

I'll take 'Amy's Greatest Fear' for 100. What is....You're nothing without the drama?

Amy

You can't possibly know that!

Vincent

I'm a closet excitement junkie myself.

Amy

You think it runs in the family?

Vincent

Like liberalism and a fear of clowns.

Amy

[to Vincent] Jimi Hendrix called and he wants his shirt back.

Vincent

[Coming back into the room] Well at least my shirt...

Amy

It's not a comeback if you have to come back and say it!