Amy Gray quotes from Judging Amy

Amy

You'd rather come in here and pretend to be a lawyer than actually be one?

Donna

I...I was just fooling around.

Amy

What do you see when you see yourself getting old?

How old?

Amy

My mom old...

Well there's basketball, mysteries, classics...and you, I see you.

Amy

Thursday night. Pick a movie. Popcorn and parking on me.

Maxine

I don't want to go to the movies Thursday.

Amy

Rent is in town.

Maxine

I've seen Rent. I pay rent. I'm sick of rent.

Amy

Bookstore?

Maxine

Amy?

Amy

All right! I have a date on Thursday. David's coming over and I'm cooking.

Maxine

You don't cook.

Amy

Just because I don't, doesn't mean I can't.

Maxine

Means you shouldn't.

Vincent

I'll take 'Amy's Greatest Fear' for 100. What is....You're nothing without the drama?

Amy

You can't possibly know that!

Vincent

I'm a closet excitement junkie myself.

Amy

You think it runs in the family?

Vincent

Like liberalism and a fear of clowns.

Bruce

Excuse me, I didn't mean to interrupt, but Ted, the Marshall, just said that your mother was arrested.

Amy

What!?

Bruce

Yeah! He thought we knew. I guess it happened this morning.

Amy

[to Vincent] Jimi Hendrix called and he wants his shirt back.

Vincent

[Coming back into the room] Well at least my shirt...

Amy

It's not a comeback if you have to come back and say it!

Let's see what we have here [begins breast exam]

Amy

[giggles nervously] Sorry.

Do you know that you have a rather large mass in your breast?

Amy

Yup.

Amy

You know when I turn my chair, you know when I wear pants. It's starting to make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. It's creepy.

Bruce

What's creepy is that you have hair on the back of your neck.

Oh, so that's why she's not answering my emails.

Shelly!

Of course I understand! I killed my best friend! I saw her lying there. My life is over! I can't go back to school, I can't even walk down the street. I'm a murderer! So do whatever you want with me, okay? Put me in jail for the rest of my life. Make her happy because it's all over! I'm already dead!

Amy

Miss Cecil. Shelly. Look at me. Okay, okay, then just listen to me. We're going to get through this, all of us.

[Whispered] We'll get through this, okay?

Amy

It's not over.

Amy

You came!

Bruce

You called.