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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[about her book report] I was gonna do The Secret Garden, but I'm doing Everybody Poops instead.

How about... 'Everybody Poops in the Secret Garden'?

She's asleep.

She doesn't want me to tuck her in?

No. No, she's not interested. She says that she loves you, but that she's not in love with you. No, that was another conversation.

That's ridiculous! Cars just don't start moving.

Please, Judge, give me a chance. I don't want to go to jail.

Well, what are you going to do for me?

I don't think Judge Barbie's supposed to say that.

Ok, bedtime!

Peter, go over there and deal with that sales girl. Something about her scares me. I think it's her teeth.

I happen to remember something Professor Larkin said about you. He said you had a brilliant mind for theatrics, and you would do well in the courtroom, until you met a judge who was smarter than you. Well, guess what just happened.

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