Yes, you nailed it. He's a cross-dressing serial killer.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I know more about her ovaries than I do my own.
This is what we call 'middle class angst.
[about her book report] I was gonna do The Secret Garden, but I'm doing Everybody Poops instead.
How about... 'Everybody Poops in the Secret Garden'?
Why are they talking about us like we're not here?
It's a family tradition, sweetie.
Do you have a problem with me not being a woman?
Not if you don't.
She's asleep.
She doesn't want me to tuck her in?
No. No, she's not interested. She says that she loves you, but that she's not in love with you. No, that was another conversation.
That's ridiculous! Cars just don't start moving.
Please, Judge, give me a chance. I don't want to go to jail.
Well, what are you going to do for me?
I don't think Judge Barbie's supposed to say that.
Ok, bedtime!
What? I don't look judicial?
No! You look like a deranged minister!
No, no, no. It's a very bad idea to drink alone.
Well, it's either that or matricide.
Then go ahead. I'll wait.
You sure can clear a room.
It hasn't worked on you yet.
Lauren, your opinions are not as fascinating as you think they are.
What's anorexia?
A disease women get from reading magazines.
Peter, go over there and deal with that sales girl. Something about her scares me. I think it's her teeth.
I happen to remember something Professor Larkin said about you. He said you had a brilliant mind for theatrics, and you would do well in the courtroom, until you met a judge who was smarter than you. Well, guess what just happened.
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