NickDad said he was gonna call the school. I'll get an update.
Okay, tour wardrobe is all put away. Everything is back to normal. (walks between Kevin and Joe and touches Joe's knee) Snow angels?
I'm hungry. I say pizza, who's in?
I'll call Maria. Hey, Stell, um... you don't really seem that bummed that the tour just got canceled.
Oh, well... Oh, I mean, I can't say I'm not not bummed that I'll get to see you every day over the summer.
I can say that I'm not unhappy that you're not not bummed.
Well, that makes me kind of happy. I mean, you can understand that, right?
I mean, that depends. What are we talking about?
You're right, yeah. Let's go get that.
(runs to tell his brothers) Guys, guys, dad just got off the phone with the school. Nick gets to take a makeup test, which means if he gets a certain score, which is-- what is it again?
Nick
100.
That means the tour's back on. Five-second dance party.
Nick
No celebration. Kevin!
What? I had two seconds left.
Nick
There's no way I can get 100.
Sure it is. It's easy. Just get them all right.
Nick
I took on way too many things-- the test. the tour preparations. Thought I could handle it, but... now I have no time to learn what I need to know.
Kevin, you got a "D" in geometry.
Yes, and he got an "F." So if we combine our two scores, we get a... "E." We get an "E."
Nick
And I'm the one that failed the test.
(writes on couple papers) I just came up with awesome way for Nick to ace that geometry. Check it out.
Do you really think this will work? It is like the oldest trick in the book.
Mmm, let's test it out, shall we? (opens the book) No, see, the oldest trick in the book is... what's that on your shirt?
Right, you got me. (fells for the trick)
What I came up for Nick is the second-oldest trick in the book. It's right after... the oldest trick in the book is what's that on your shirt?
What? Oh! You got me again. (fells for it a second time) Oh, Joe, your shoe's untied. Watch out.
Kevin, do you really think I'm gonna fall for the third-oldest trick in the book? (thuds)
Wow. For someone who ruined our world tour you think he'd have more trouble sleeping.
I think I know what'll wake him up. (Kevin touches Nick's keyboard)
Nick
Don't touch my keyboard. (wakes up after Kevin touched the keyboard)
All right, good. You're awake.
Me and Kevin figured out a way for you to learn this geometry stuff a lot easier. All right, here we go. (Kevin is strumming his guitar)
Nick
Guys, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but that's just one law of geometry. There are dozens of those for me to know.
This is gonna be better than a Christmas album. (rock music playing)
It's the next day and Nick has taken his retest. Let's check in as they anxiously await the result. (Nick growls when Macy puts the camera close to his face) On second thought, I think it's best to give them their space. (backs away from Kevin, Joe and Nick)
(runs upstairs) Nick, it's your geometry teacher.
Nick
(walks to Tom and takes the phone to talk to his teacher on it) Yeah? No. Yeah. No. Yeah. Okay, bye. (hangs up the phone)
Nick
I got a 99%.
No, he needs a perfect score.
Nick
But my teacher said I could make up the last point if I calculate the volume of nacho cheese spread consumed by each screaming fan per cubic foot of arena space.
What does that even mean?
That means the tour is back on. You did it.
Whoo-hoo! Oh, I'm so relieved. This means I won't have to spend the summer picking through garage sales with your mother. I mean, how many old fire helmets can one woman have? I get it, we live in a firehouse.
Nick
This is amazing.
Gentlemen, let me present to you le crib de la Jonas. Game room.
Nick
Music room.
BMBig Man
Occupied. (toilet flushes)
Sorry, big man. This summer in L.A. is gonna be epic.
Play all day, party all night.
Nick
Let's get busy. Maybe we'll get busy tomorrow. (Kevin is snoring on a floatie then Joe and Nick flipped it over) (Kevin yelps)
Ha ha. (he and Nick high five each other at the swimming pool)
It's so cool that mom and dad let us come here for the whole summer.
Well, yeah, with an eldest brother this trustworthy, they can actually relax.
So in this scenario you're kind of like our L.A. dad.
Nick
Well, mom, I'm hungry.
You have two hands. Make yourself a sandwich.
Guys, we're free now. We can eat whatever we want whenever we want.
Nick
Yeah, if we had any food.
We can just ask Macy and Stella to stop somewhere on the way home from the airport.
Nick
Nice, Joe-- putting your girlfriend to work before she even gets here.
She's not my girlfriend yet. I haven't even seen her since the tour started.
She does know that you want to be her boyfriend, right?
Nick
Joe, what exactly did you say to her?
I said, "hey, we're gonna be in L.A. The whole summer." And she was like, "oh, cool, I can totally come." And I was like, "huh?" And she was like, "yeah." And I was like, "cool."
That's even vague in Joe language.
Nick
Joe, if you want to be with Stella, you have to tell her.
Nick
That makes sense.
Guys, trust me. I've got this covered. When I see her tonight I'm gonna say it loud and clear. Stella Malone, will you be my girlfriend?
Mom's not gonna get that, is she?
Rights of freedom, my man.
Nick, neihgbros. What's up, buddy? Whoo! JONAS in the house!
Nick
Hello, person.
BMBig Man
No strangers in the house!
I'm not a stranger. I live next door. You see, the haters call me Dennis Zimmer, but the players call me D.Z.
BMBig Man
Let me run them through the lab.
So when's the party, guys?
He's messing with me, right? Let me break it down to you, okay, guys? In L.A., if you don't throw a party, you don't get invited to the parties, okay? Then the paparazzi forget you. Then the media forget you. Then the fans forget you.
How do you know so much about this?
I watch a lot of "So, Where are they now?" shows.
Nick
Actually, I think this sneezy guy might have a point.
Nick
Look, if that's the way this town works, then I say bring it. We're known for our parties, am I right?
I thought we were known for smelling super good, or is that just me? (Nick and Kevin smell themselves).
Nick
Hey, thanks for the tip. We're gonna announce ourselves with authority. I'll take care of the guest list.
I'll take care of the music.
I'll take care of my looks.
Nick
Nice, Joe. Way to be a team player.
Dude, I gotta look good for Stella.
Nick
Okay, I'm in Hollywood. I can do this. (dials) Hey babe, party, JONAS. Be there. It's Nick. Yeah, from JONAS. (dial tone) Babe? She's not coming.
Why don't you let me be the entertainment? I got mad skills. Check this out. (beat boxing) D.Z. On the beats, getting honey on the streets.
Oh, you like that? Whoo! Kevin, neighbro, k-dog.
This is the best organic clothing store in L.A. Everything here biodegrades before it goes out of style.
I knew that so much. So are you working on anything new this summer?
Well, this is totes hush-hush, but you know the "forever April" books?
Yeah, I love anything with ghosts.
Well, you're looking at one. I'm playing April in the movie.
That's awesome. I'd love to be in one of those.
No, it's just I've always wanted to.
Joe, don't want-- Do. Oh, here. Try this on for your party tonight.
How did you know about that?
Everybody knows. And yes, I'm coming. Go.
Okay. (melodic ringtone playing)
Good afternoon, Stella. You smell nice. Is that a new perfume? No. Stella, what's up? Yeah, I rode a motorcycle here. Formal, casual. Formal, casual. Stella, meet your boyfriend. You're so lame. How do I look?
Nick
Fine.
You didn't even look at me.
Nick
Joe, I've been looking at you my entire life.
Nick
Listen, Stella likes you for you, not for what you wear. Please don't be so shallow. (phone rings) Yeah. That's good. No, A-list-- that's what we're going for. Thank you. Unbelievable. Could you please take these to the pool? I'm getting good at this. (car horn honks) Hey.
Nick
She's here.
Gentlemen, say hello to our new best friend.
Oh, I was hoping, but I never expected-- you're talking about the car. Cool.
Not just any car. This baby is a fully modified, Retrofitted biodiesel cruising machine. And it runs on cooking oil.
Nick
Kevin, you were in charge of music. (engine revs)
Sounds like a sweet symphony to me. (Joe sniffs the car)
Smells like a side of french fries.
Nick
I've been busting my butt all day trying to get this party together, and your contribution is buying yourself a car?
It's not just for me. It's for all of us. And it even can fit Stella and Macy.
Yeah, if they ever get here.
Hey, fans. It's Macy here again. We are at the crib de la JONAS, which is really bad spanish, but it's still a pretty cool place. Let's check in with the guys and see what they have planned this summer. So Kevin, what's up?
Oh, hey. Just feeding my baby. Found out bacon grease made her backfire. But what she really loves is Chinese. So big shout to all my friends over at hunan lotus. Thanks for sending over all that peanut oil. Oh, and keep frying up those greasy egg rolls.
This book's got it all-- It's got adventure, romance. The cover's pretty cool. And the movie's starring Vanessa Page, although she told me to keep that totes hush-hush.
You realize this is going on the web?
Say hello to our new summer roommate.
Hi. I spoke to Stella's mom and we decided the best way to chaperone these girls was up close and personal.
Nick
Hey, what's up?
Just doing a video blog about what the band is up to this summer.
Nick
Just working on a california-inspired song.
Oh, can you give the fans a preview?
Nick
(plays one note) We've only been here one day.
Yo, what's up, people? D.Z. Here. And this summer I plan to spend 24/7 with JONAS. I mean, if the days were longer, We'd probably spend 25/8, right?
BMBig Man
You got my muffins?
Okay, well, that was the behind-the-scenes look. Macy Misa is saying Welcome to a summer like no other.
What are you doing? (Joe is screaming)
Nick
Saving Joe. What are you doing?
Nick, Vanessa said there might be a part for me in her movie. We're working out my acting chops.
Nick
Okay, that explains nothing. And you?
You know I've always wanted to be a director.
Nick
Always?
At least for the last couple of weeks.
Nick
Well, I've always wanted to go to sleep, so please keep it down, okay? (Joe screams) Joseph!
Sorry, I bit my tongue. All right, let's do it again.
Okay, down. And... (Joe screams)
Nick
Hey, Mace.
Hey. I was just updating the JONAS site. Anything you want me to post?
Nick
Post this: "Macy's offline." You're supposed to be on vacation.
Nick
Sorry.
Nick
So this pool's cool and all, but I'm kind of thinking beach. It's so close, you know.
Yeah, I can almost smell it.
Nick
Hey D.Z., you ever hear of knocking?
Yeah, how about "knock knock, I smell good"? It's beach by Stone Stevens. And I'm rocking his man-jewelry.
Wait, Stone Stevens, the pro surfer?
Yeah, he's a close personal homie of mine. You want to meet him?
Yeah, sounds like a rad adventure. I just said "rad" so Cali.
Nick
Well, if she's in, I'm in. Take us.
Well, I would love to, but I don't have a car.
Nick
So you can't take us?
Okay, great, so let's go.
But she's at pilates for an hour, so until then we're straight chillin' poolside.
Nick
I'm calling a cab. (leaves)
Stone and his crew are so chill. Once they see you with me, you'll be part of the family. Yo, Stone! What's the haps, man?
I know you. You're from that band, right?
Nick
Nick from JONAS.
Wait, do that again. I want to get this for the site.
Anything for you, photo fox.
Nick
All right.
So what brings you to my shredquarters, Nick?
Nick
We're here for the summer. We're taking in the sights.
All right, all right. Hey, you want a fish taco? You want a fish taco. Guys, dos fish tacos-- one for Nick and one for his friend-girlfriend.
Nick
Whoa, she's not-- Macy runs our website.
Yeah? Well, I've got a Web empire. I use it to spread my message. It's all about easy livin', saving the ocean. And if you want to be cool, buy my stuff.
Yeah, that's where I score my stone juice. That's what a guava will get you, right, bro?
And for you it's on the house.
Nick
Well, see, we're more about our fans than selling stuff.
That's Noble. Hey, maybe I could interest you In a position on my website, Working closely with me, of course.
Nick
She's gonna pass.
Nick
You're way too busy with the JONAS site.
No. No, I'm not. We're on vacation.
Nick
Where did you get that idea?
From you this morning. You said I was offline.
Amigos, I don't want to make waves, Just want to ride 'em. But if you change your mind, Here's my card. Dudes, what's the E.T.A. on those tacos?
Nick
Thank you.
It's cool. I ate at home.
Nick
You want something to drink?
Nick
Hungry?
Nick
So...
So how exactly am I too busy to work for stone's website?
Nick
Well, the truth is I wanted to let you relax before I hit you with all the big ideas for the site.
Nick
Well, to start, pictures-- band pictures, pictures of the band.
So you're saying more pictures.
Nick
Yes, exactly. Other stuff, website stuff, like weather reports, movie schedules, stock market reports. Did you know that Japan has its own stock market?
Yeah, I did, Nick. I did. Why didn't you want me to work for Stone?
Nick
Because Stone only wants you work for him 'cause you're pretty.
So you're saying I'm pretty?
Nick
I'm saying Stone thinks you're pretty
Wow. Well, thank you for clearing that up. You know what? You don't get to decide things for me. I do. And I just decided that I'm gonna work for Stone.
Nick
No, you're not.
Oh, yeah? Watch me. I quit.
Nick
You can't quit, because we don't pay you.
I know I got it. No problem.
We're gonna be late. Nick, where are you? - Nick!
No. Macy! There he is. Nick, have you seen Macy?
Yeah, I want her to film me landing my first movie role.
Nick
Where's the camera? I'll do it.
Yeah, you're not so good with the pictures. You like to cut off the head.
Nick
That is an artistic choice.
Nick
Maybe she went shopping or quit or went to get her hair done. Who knows what girls do these days, right?
Whoa, back up. Macy went shopping without me?
Wait, what was that middle one again?
Nick
She quit, okay? She quit.
Nick
I don't know. We were talking about the Japanese stock market And she just went nuts.
Nick, you must have done something to hurt her. You have to fix this.
Nick
How?
Guys, we gotta get to my audition. Nick, whatever you gotta do to change her mind, do it.
Nick
D.Z., D.Z.
Whoa. Oh, hey, bro. Just making sure your pool works.
Nick
Listen, I need your help with something.
Oh, be right there. That was touch-and-go for a second. What can I do you for, bro?
Nick
Listen, if I had anybody else to ask, I would.
Nick
I'm gonna need a wet suit, a surfboard and a ride from your mom.
Got it. Where are we going?
Nick
Back to the beach.
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