Good afternoon, Stella. You smell nice. Is that a new perfume? No. Stella, what's up? Yeah, I rode a motorcycle here. Formal, casual. Formal, casual. Stella, meet your boyfriend. You're so lame. How do I look?
Fine.
You didn't even look at me.
Joe, I've been looking at you my entire life.
I'm changing.
Listen, Stella likes you for you, not for what you wear. Please don't be so shallow. (phone rings) Yeah. That's good. No, A-list-- that's what we're going for. Thank you. Unbelievable. Could you please take these to the pool? I'm getting good at this. (car horn honks) Hey.
She's here.
She's here.
Gentlemen, say hello to our new best friend.
Oh, I was hoping, but I never expected-- you're talking about the car. Cool.
You bought a car.
Not just any car. This baby is a fully modified, Retrofitted biodiesel cruising machine. And it runs on cooking oil.
Kevin, you were in charge of music. (engine revs)
Sounds like a sweet symphony to me. (Joe sniffs the car)
Smells like a side of french fries.
I've been busting my butt all day trying to get this party together, and your contribution is buying yourself a car?
It's not just for me. It's for all of us. And it even can fit Stella and Macy.
Yeah, if they ever get here.
Can I drive?
No.
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