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S1 E15

Jonas · Season 1, Episode 15

Nick, Stella and others in “Unfinished Business”

Dad said he was gonna call the school. I'll get an update.

Okay, tour wardrobe is all put away. Everything is back to normal. (walks between Kevin and Joe and touches Joe's knee) Snow angels?

Carpet angels.

I'm hungry. I say pizza, who's in?

I'll call Maria. Hey, Stell, um... you don't really seem that bummed that the tour just got canceled.

Oh, well... Oh, I mean, I can't say I'm not not bummed that I'll get to see you every day over the summer.

Yeah.

What about you, Joe?

I can say that I'm not unhappy that you're not not bummed.

Well, that makes me kind of happy. I mean, you can understand that, right?

I mean, that depends. What are we talking about?

Um, pizza.

You're right, yeah. Let's go get that.

(runs to tell his brothers) Guys, guys, dad just got off the phone with the school. Nick gets to take a makeup test, which means if he gets a certain score, which is-- what is it again?

100.

100, he passes geometry.

That means the tour's back on. Five-second dance party.

No celebration. Kevin!

What? I had two seconds left.

There's no way I can get 100.

Sure it is. It's easy. Just get them all right.

I took on way too many things-- the test. the tour preparations. Thought I could handle it, but... now I have no time to learn what I need to know.

I could tutor you.

Kevin, you got a "D" in geometry.

Yes, and he got an "F." So if we combine our two scores, we get a... "E." We get an "E."

And I'm the one that failed the test.

What are you doing?

(writes on couple papers) I just came up with awesome way for Nick to ace that geometry. Check it out.

Do you really think this will work? It is like the oldest trick in the book.

Mmm, let's test it out, shall we? (opens the book) No, see, the oldest trick in the book is... what's that on your shirt?

Right, you got me. (fells for the trick)

What I came up for Nick is the second-oldest trick in the book. It's right after... the oldest trick in the book is what's that on your shirt?

What? Oh! You got me again. (fells for it a second time) Oh, Joe, your shoe's untied. Watch out.

Kevin, do you really think I'm gonna fall for the third-oldest trick in the book? (thuds)

Told ya.

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