My boobs are so tight I can't breathe, is that normal?
[about Pauly D's stalker] Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands...she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.
Snooki's outfit is crazy, she looks like a birthday cake, she's all decorated, dressed up, with the pink, boobs all out up in her face. I guess she wants to go out with a big bang, literally.
MMike "The Situation"
It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.
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