What do you want me to do, sir?
Go home. Forget you saw me.
No, seriously, what can I do to help?
I'm being serious, Bud. If Admiral Chegwidden found out you were here, you'd be shoveling snow in Yakutsk for three years. Go on.
(forcefully) Wait, wait. Don't do this.
Well, a guy believes in you, trusts you and offers you help, and you just diss him? You can't do that.
(angrily) I'm your friend. Right now you can use all the friends that you can get. So don't tell me to "Take it easy, Bud,"... sir.
Bud, it's because you're my friend that I don't want you to be involved in this.
Sir, I've already aided and abetted. I don't know how much more involved I can get.
Webb, I don't know whether to thank you or ram your teeth down your throat.
My request for resignation?
Got too busy to process it.
Thank you, sir. It's good to be back.
That remains to be seen, major.
(referring to the Ensign) I'm going to have a psychological evaluation done.
Since when does a woman have to be crazy to shoot a man?
(explaining why "women's intuition" is a valid defense) Sir, when we leave this building tonight we'll do it in very different ways. You'll get in your car and drive off.I'll walk out and pay attention to shadows and dark corners. The keys will be in my hand for quick access to my car, and in case I need them for a weapon. I don't give it a second thought because it's standard operating procedure every time I leave every building. Women's intuition isn't a joke, it's a matter of survival!
And if it weren't for her instincts, Ensign Lane would be the one who's dead.
(after the Admiral ignores her again) You know, this sucks!
I feel like I'm fifteen years old again, getting grounded for stealing cars and drinking! If that's the sort of thing one might get grounded for as a teenager.
Hey, the movie’s just about to start.
(They settle on the bed, and Bud puts the movie on. Their faces go from happy, to shocked and squeamish.)
Yeah. It’s 10 o’clock. (Reaches for the movie guide. Hands it to Harriet without looking.) Free Willy.
(Reading the guide.) No, Bud, that’s Free the Willy.
Admiral, upon further reflection, I wonder if I might talk to you about what’s going on between you and Major MacKenzie.
Are you out of your mind?
(when Harm says he's not dating anyone) Well, I always thought you and Mac would...
Oh, so you're secretly in love with her.
So, what did you two find to talk about?
J Josh
The admiral was a SEAL. He knows three ways to kill someone with his bare hands.
Well, that certainly sounds useful.
Rabb, why did I have to hear about this from the Baltimore Police? Why didn't you just come to me first?
Now, how would I know you had a hand in this, Webb?
I have a hand in everything.
Do you know what scares me? You know more about computers at your age than I ever will. You know, when I was 10, all I had was a newspaper route, a model airplane and an unbroken string of the X- Men starting at issue one.
J Josh
You still got those?
No, when I went to Annapolis, my mom gave them to the kid next door.
Yeah, total bummer. I'd kill to have them back now. Did I ever tell you about my step-dad?
J Josh
I bet you really hated him.
Well, it wasn't quite that bad, you know. But I never gave him a chance.
J Josh
Because he wasn't your dad, right?
Yeah. He was a businessman.
Yeah, I thought so. But you know what, Josh? He deserved a chance. You saw me kissing your mom, didn't you?
J Josh
You're okay. You're a pilot.
Here's what you need to understand, Josh. No matter what happens, your mom will always love you first, best and the most.
You know, major, I think your talents may be wasted in administrative law.
I wholeheartedly agree, sir.
Well, shall we start fresh?
I'd like that. You know, there's something I've always wanted to do.
What's that? (she kisses him on the cheek) You're not gonna do that a lot, are you, major?
S3 E20 The Imposter
S3 E21 The Return of Jimmy Blackhorse
(Harm walks into the kitchen, where AJ and Mac are drinking coffee.)
Hey, I gave up cigars last night. (Mac and AJ stay silent.) Any words of encouragement?
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