Ens. Harriet Sims quotes from JAG

You look nice. Uh, I'm sorry, I did not mean that.

Ens. Harriet Sims

So you don't think I look nice?

Well, I just don't know if it was appropriate to say. I outrank you, and I may have inadvertently uttered a yellow-light remark.

Ens. Harriet Sims

You have an ulterior motive, Lieutenant?

No! I don't think I do.

Ens. Harriet Sims

Then I'll choose to believe you were sincere.

Ens. Harriet Sims

I want you to kiss me.

Green light?

(watching from a distance) I just had a scary thought.

Their children?

Ens. Harriet Sims

You can't ask me out on purpose, but you can ask her out by accident?

You were mad at me and she laughed at one of my jokes. At least, I think it was a joke.

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You know what worries me, Bud? (he shakes his head) I'm starting to understand what you're saying.

Oh, Harriet, I'm really, really glad you're here in Washington. When I saw you at JAG, it was like eating Mexican food. You know, how your heart gets all tingly and you can't catch your breath because your whole body feels like its on fire?

Ens. Harriet Sims

I've been waiting for you say that. Dance?

No. (she looks disappointed) But I'd sure like to try.

Ens. Harriet Sims

Could I ask you a question, sir?

Sure, fire away.

Ens. Harriet Sims

Lieutenant Roberts…Bud…um…(loudly) Why are men such jerks!?

Ens. Harriet Sims

I am so sorry sir! That just popped right out of my…I'm so! That is not like me, sir! That will not happen again, I'm so sorry! (she starts to leave)

It's okay, Harriet! You want to talk about it?

Harriet

Did you ever try to make love to a man wearing armour, Major?

Does football equipment count?

Harriet

That was a rhetorical question, I didn’t mean...

I’m kidding, Harriet.

Bud

Hey, the movie’s just about to start.

Harriet

Okay.

Harriet

That’s not Free Willy.

Bud

Yeah. It’s 10 o’clock. (Reaches for the movie guide. Hands it to Harriet without looking.) Free Willy.

Harriet

(Reading the guide.) No, Bud, that’s Free the Willy.

Bud

Huh?

Bud

Excuse me, gentlemen, ma’am.

What is it lieutenant?

Bud

Is this a bad time, sir?

What?

Bud

We were hoping that you could settle a disagreement that we’re having. As you know, we’re having a full military wedding.

Harriet

And he wants me to wear my uniform instead of my dress.

Good God, Roberts. Let the woman wear a dress to her own wedding.

Bud

Yes, sir. And while we’re at it, might we get your position on the bunny hop, sir?

No.

I need to ask you both a question. If you murder co-counsel in the courtroom, can you cop an insanity plea?

Harriet

Absolutely.

Yes.

Thought so.

Harriet

How about you and I forget that we’re lieutenants for five minutes? Just you and me.

And then what?

Tiner

Excuse me, lieutenant. Are you all right, ma’am?

Harriet

Perfect.